Chalupa Cabra

Time for a little pick me up. Sound on.

@donwinslow Most people are struggling to feed their families right now, much less start a revolution. This is no accident, it's all part of the plan.

What Trump has learned from America is that it has an inability to sustain anger and convert it to change. Roe v Wade gone and America moves on. Bombs and overthrows countries and America moves on. ICE agents kill Americans in the streets and America moves on. Trump monetizes the American Presidency and America moves on.

BREAKING: Traders placed $580 million worth of oil trades 15 minutes prior to President Trump’s post about a potential peace deal with Iran this morning, per FT. Details include: 1. 6,200 Brent and WTI futures contracts were traded between 6:49 AM ET and 6:50 AM ET today 2. $1.5 billion in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures were traded at the same exact time 3. It is not known whether one entity or several entities were behind these trades These trades likely generated over $100 million worth of profit in ~20 minutes.

After graduating high school, Paul Marshall Jr., a young man with Down syndrome, stopped at his mother’s grave to tell her he did it. She passed away when he was 9.

@donwinslow You say this like you expect him to grasp the enormity of your accomplishments, but he probably can't even read.

"Nothing better to do..." than write those 30+ award winning, critically acclaimed and bestselling books. There. I fixed it for you.

@donwinslow @SecWar Or at least start by learning to read you bubble headed fart sniffer.

Dear @SecWar re: Your comment that bombing is negotiating: In Vietnam, the United States fought and bombed Vietnam and Cambodia and Laos for a decade, killing more than 1 MILLION PEOPLE. Did bombing win that war? Did bombing win Afghanistan? Become a student of history.

@adamcarolla Who the F is Adam Carolla??

I always knew he was a douche

@jakepaul Imagine being so dumb that you think anyone is calling immigration when their home is broken into. When the electricity goes out, do you call the gas station down the road for help?

If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble If you don’t respect law enforcement agents then you shouldn’t depend on them When Billie Eyelash gets her home broken into it’s not gonna be f-ck ICE I can promise you that

@Tra_Williams @SenTimKaine Saying this is about drugs and not oil, greed and distraction would be slightly more believable if the CONVICTED Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández wasn't pardoned after serving less than 2 years.

Hi Tim! I forgot you existed for a little while. Sorry about that. Anyhoo….here are some fun facts that do not care about your feelings: In March 2020, the U.S. Department of Justice indicted Nicolás Maduro (and other Venezuelan officials) in the Southern District of New York on narco-terrorism, drug trafficking, and related charges. Once a federal grand jury issues an indictment, it carries significant legal force for enforcement: •A federal indictment typically results in a sealed arrest warrant issued by a U.S. magistrate or district judge. •This arrest warrant authorizes U.S. law enforcement agencies (like the FBI, DEA, and U.S. Marshals) to pursue and arrest the individual named — Maduro in this case — anywhere they have lawful reach. That includes cooperation with foreign partners or, rarely, direct actions where legally justified.

My statement on Trump’s unauthorized military attack on Venezuela. Swipe for full statement:

@C_3C_3 Those are not the same things. One is a wave, the other is a nazi salute. If you hid the faces behind the gestures, you would see this. Instead, your racism is now fully on display.

All these Media outlets compared Elon’s wave to a Nazi solute: NYT BBC NPR CNN Axios WaPo Reuters MSNBC Al Jazeera USA Today The Guardian The Independent They knew it was a lie. None will do it for Mamdani. Propaganda Media is the Enemy of the People.

@wga2557 @SethAbramson @JohnJHarwood THIS. There are a million reasons why this was a terrible idea, so why? FOLLOW THE MONEY.

@SethAbramson @JohnJHarwood Check oil stocks movement last week…….

He's a madman. This is madness.

@TizzyEnt So the police saw her, tried to block her car in, then chased her car, but they have NO IDEA who she was?? If only there were some kind of marking on a car that police could use track down the car.... 🙄

Arlington VA, we found her.

@SenTimKaine There is no "guarantee". We are not protected from anything. We (your constituents) many Govies, did not want you to cave. Were you not listening or are you just a coward getting a nice MAGA reach around? Disgusted. Shame on you. This is your legacy.

My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care

@SenTimKaine As someone very directly impacted by the shutdown, I'm beyond disappointed at your vote to give in to the GOP. You were elected to stand up to the MAGA cult and instead, you just dropped your (our) pants and bent over. Shame on you.

@GavinNewsom Green is the new brown

If you think the calls of fascism and authoritarianism are hyperbole pause and watch this video. They aren’t even trying to hide who they are.

Today Charlie Kirk would have written this: The death of a supporter of the "gun right" is the fault of those who claim more gun control, not of the shooter (whoever he may be). #CharlieKirk #CharlieKirkshot

@namwella1961 If someone had to pay this cost, it's only right it would be him. 🤷🏼

Charlie Kirk: "I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational." Well, he got what he wished for. #CharlieKirkshot

@namwella1961 I'll never celebrate political violence or the moment decent people crush under the weight of the world and commit acts that mirror the values of the despicable cult but Kirk's stance about the cost of gun rights came home to roost. Someone had to pay that cost, why not him?

When you spend all your time spewing hate & racism, speaking at white nationalist conventions, glorifying guns, cheering for violence against people you hate, and calling for Civil War, don't ask me to feel sorry when Karma comes for you. #CharlieKirkshot #TrumpisUnfitForOffice

@iRdMoose @dropbureau @DonaldJTrumpJr You really think no one was armed in UTAH??

@dropbureau @DonaldJTrumpJr Too bad there weren't armed Americans in that crowd. The coward would have thought twice and this likely wouldn't have happened.

Charlie Kirk is one of the finest humans I know. Everyone please lift him and his family up in prayer.

@dropbureau @DonaldJTrumpJr *shooter

@DonaldJTrumpJr You asking for prayers is like a terrorist asking for peace and kindness. You are a fraud and a charlatan just like the rest of your disgusting clan.