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@AlionyaRoseline @HEBabuOwino Umbwa! Meno 58!

Bwana if huyu kijana wa @HEBabuOwino amecross over to Broadbased 😂😂😂😅 everything is possible. Eiiii bythetime tunafika 2027 every Gen Z will will be singing Tutam. Good stuff Beast Mwenyewe.

@ProfOjiendaTom Do not bring your goonism to Islam

As we celebrate Eid al-Adha, may the lessons of sacrifice, gratitude, and generosity light up our lives. Wishing you and your family a joyful and blessed Eid!

@AlionyaRoseline Says welbeck with 53 teeth!

Hio game ya Man U, waoneee kwa Nyumba zao.

@UTDIMole Victor Wanyama!

Guess the player VERY HARD

@Georgeruto001 Umbwa?

Another beautiful day to remind you that Senator Aaron Cheruiyot is the future of the Kalenjin nation.

A man's end month: "Daddy, new shoes for church. Mummy said the one I wanted was 2,000." "Hello dear, also, don't forget to deposit Ray's fees tomorrow. It is 18,000 for Grade 5 pupils." "Hello Dad, the WiFi isn't working. I have an online lesson for Research Writing this evening. Send 6,500 to pay for its reconnection." "Hello parents, the Grade 10 Yellow will be going for a Mathematics trip to the Museum of Illusion, Nairobi. The cost of the trip per student is 15,000." "Boss, the tree on the lower side fell on the cowshed. Fundi repaired it. Send 4,000." "Hello, dear, my dad's monthly diabetes clinic is tomorrow. Send me 7,000 to fuel the car." "Baba Ray, good afternoon. Ray took three bunches of bananas for cooking yesterday. The Bill is 1500." "Bro, the vet treated mum's cow. I paid 100, the balance is 2,900." "Boss, the balance on the previous repair of the sockets and bulbs was 6,000. Please send me so that I can pay the electrical shop." "Bro, my husband was severely injured last night after a fight. We are fundraising for his head surgery. As my elder bro, send 3,000." "Hello, sir, James, the janitor in the maintenance department, lost his wife. We are fundraising. Send 1,000." "Boss, I will not be there on Wednesday, so bring your car for service tomorrow morning. The bill is 8,000." "Hello, cousin, I was called for an interview but I don't have fare. Please send me 1,000 for fare and lunch." "Praise God, brethren, Kevin's wedding committee will sit tomorrow. As the chairman, you will kickstart the fundraising with 25,000." "Good evening, your gym subscription will end tomorrow. Please pay 2,500 to continue with your fitness classes without interruption. Thank you." "Hi, I need a favour. My gas went off when I had just put the veggies on cooker. Please send me 3,000. I will refund you tomorrow." To be a MAN is to bear responsibility for all things. #MasculinitySaturday

@Michael73564861 @beingblackie_ 😂😂😂😂 Good evening from +254

@chango_finest @beingblackie_ Why would you say “before the recent one” like it didn’t happen?

Bukayo Saka last time Manchester united won the league

@susankihika You're the clown here.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt! What a clown.

@BernardKavuli Prayers hazipigi kura

Ruto says his victory in the 2022 election was inspired by prayers.

President Ruto: Kenya to produce 200K electric boda bodas by end of 2024 citizen.digital/news/president…

@bakhita_esther Post the same when Riggy G was attacked while attending church service in Kariobangi

I strongly condemn the heinous and cowardly attack against Rachel Wandeto. Violence, intimidation, and the weaponization of personal political beliefs have absolutely no place in a democratic society. No citizen should ever face bodily harm, targeted profiling, or harassment for exercising their fundamental right to support the leader of their choice . Political differences must be settled through peaceful dialogue, not toxic polarization and violence.

@bakhita_esther Instead of yapping, why can't you tell Ruto to take her abroad for further treatment since he has messed up with SHA?

@AlionyaRoseline Mbona unakaa uko na meno 48 kwa mdomo?

Alongside the CS Treasury with my fellow Gen Zs from across the country we delved into the 2026/2027 finance bill Youths from WANTAM, TUTAM, NOTAM, HALFTAM and ACTIVISTS asked concerning questions. Waziri responded to all while dimistifying social media propaganda.

@MRSMuruguu @AmakanjiThomas Umbwa!

Nani Kama Rais Ruto? As we speak, over 23,000 New Classrooms have been Delivered Across all 47 Counties! National expansion of learning spaces by the government is addressing capacity pressure at scale.

@RobertAlai 10k votes in Kalenjin land

Where are those who claimed that DCP was some serious party? Wacheni michezo!

@citizentvkenya So as give room for Katwa Kigen at the Supreme Court

The launch of Hon. Justice Njoki Ndung'u's election bid as Judge of the International Criminal Court (2027-2036)

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@AokoOtieno_ 0722630699

MAMA, My anchor. Ladder. My breath, utter No words suffice, even your advice to describe, I miss you Bestie. It has been more than a year, since I woke up to your 3am prayers And hot chapos. My love till infinity and yonder I heart you Phoebe. Happy Mothers' day Atoti

@AlionyaRoseline Umbwa!

Stay guided, politically.