Charlie Simper

@conniepurdy He’s a liability

I love Romero but why 🥴 we were in that at 11 v 11 and now he’s suspended for 4 games. Frustrating. #COYS

@laurennnn0607 Confident for tomorrow?

My REAL road to Bilbao 🤣

My road to Bilbao via Santander 🇾🇪

@VerulamGreens This is a great opportunity for someone. Hands down the best club I’ve worked for. Verulam has a very bright future with Pete and the team making some really positive changes.

We are looking for a DCM to join the team, there will lots of opportunities to project manage construction projects and lead on various tasks. DM for more info.

I'm fundraising for The Institute of Cancer Research (ICR). Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/charlie-s…

First 5k in what feels like for ever. @LLHalf preparation has officially started 😩

Unlike most mammals, hedgehogs don't have the Flight or Fight Response to danger. So no matter how frightened they are, they don't bite, and they don't run away. Their response to danger is to curl up into a protective ball and wait until the danger passes. That's why so many get run over by an approaching car. That's why so many are maimed and killed by an approaching strimmer. And that's why so many get burned alive in a bonfire. ❌Poking a stick under the bonfire pile will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter. ❌Lighting it from one side will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter. ❌Shining a light under the bonfire will just make the hedgehog inside curl tighter. As the smoke fills her lungs, she'll just curl up tighter, hoping it will stop. As her coat starts to singe she’ll just curl up tighter, hoping the danger will soon pass her by. 🛑⚠️The only way to make a bonfire safe is to build it the same day you light it.⚠️🛑 A ready-built bonfire is a five star hotel to a hedgehog, and one passing will absolutely move in. So if it's already built, you need to move it. If you are starting to build it in advance then you MUST enclose the area with a hedgehog-proof fence, to ensure no hogs enter. If you're having a bonfire party tonight, please make sure it's only the rockets that scream.

@J_Merchant1 Hi Jon, have you tried the ventrac broom on fairways to brush worm casts?

Double Verti on the greens this morning, cleaned up with the ventrac power broom and cut. ⛳️

@Ryan_Careford10 😂😂😂

@charliegsimps Good to see your phones working again mate after last weekend 👍

Fucking gutted, but incredible performance defensively 🔴🔴🔴

BIGGA London Section Summer Golf Day at Verulam. eventbrite.co.uk/e/bigga-london…

@VerulamGreens New bunkers, in house projects, friendly team and lots more. A great golf club to work for.

We are looking to recruit a new member to the greens team. Message us for any further info. 👍

A little mini maintenance yesterday with a slit, cut, 5T of sand, sarrel roll, roll and a feed, PGR and wetter spray⛳️🏌🏼‍♂️@consolidateTurf

Started installing drainage on a problem area this morning with favourable ground conditions 🥶❄️🏌🏼‍♂️⛳️

Losers

@MichaelBridge_ Was there also, great memories

Home of the Ryder Cup 🏌🏼‍♂️⛳️🇪🇺🇺🇸@talkSPORT

Phase 2 of the bunker refurb started today. Great progress on a glorious sunny day 🌞⛳️🏌🏼‍♂️. @EDI__ADI @conorWalsh11 @VerulamProShop @VerulamGC

@Wickes on our 5th re delivery of doors. Not acceptable. What a waste of materials. 🤬