Chase Simpson

I'm afraid of a world run by people who were never spanked as a kid and given a trophy just for participating.

Kanye say's he is the next Nelson Mandela. Your wife is a porn star and your kid is a compass. Take a seat, son.

The #40thAnniversary #SNL episode has been great, right up until Kanye came on.. @kanyewest you're the worst.

“@BWGotheem: #Gotheeeeem pic.twitter.com/2laYmiKF0A” how did he do it because I would like to know

“@TricksAndHacks: ” @dburls_04 lookie here lol

Awesome that the Patriots won the game through all the media nonsense and distractions. You cannot phase true winners

@Ladswag23 very exciting

@Ladswag23 don't forget Walts

@Ladswag23 diet of champions #BRAUMS

@DomCap17 you dirty son of a gun

If I'd just tried for them dinky singles I could've batted around .600. -Babe Ruth

Merica.

@jvandy3 @Whataburger well heck yeah every morning and night

"Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, I'm a big fan of yours. Shawn Oakman: K Chuck Norris: Sorry to bother you" Chuck would eat him get real

@rayfurd @Toyota they got that quote from me

@DJ_Shocker_10 exactly #CowboysNation

@Crazylegs083 keep crying little girl. #suckit

Shawn Oakman: No one can stop me JJ Watt: What did you just say? Shawn Oakman: I didn't say anything...

@DJ_Shocker_10 you'd shut your mouth if you knew what was good for ya buddy