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@hyperbrainco @Lisa_83_ In Germany, the shower is called a “Meat Penis”, and the grower is called a “Blood Penis”.

@Lisa_83_ Never understood the shower, you telling me there are dudes out there with dicks that barely grow when hard? Thats mental

I read Grower as Growler 😭😭

We HAD freedom of navigation. You started the world’s most retarded war after tariffing us and threatening to invade Canada and Greenland, and after denigrating the help you got from us in your last retarded wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. And now you bitch because we refuse to get involved with this bullshit. Nah. America is lost. Trump killed America.

Every member of NATO refused the call to help the United States to restore freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. All of Them!!

@robprogressive Lee Anderson reckons you can eat for less than that.

£5 for Cheddar cheese (locked in a security box) £9 for a chicken breast £20 for Parma Ham (not the most expensive) £34 quid for 3 items Just to make a f*cking chicken dinner Costs in the U.K. are WAY out of control

@waychee1 Why do you want to send our kids to war Rachel ?

How sad is it, that an American President is more proud of our fantastic Prime Minister, Winston Churchill than our own Leftist Trash PM & MPs. The same trash that would have no freedoms if it wasn't for him. Thank you Trump for showing Churchill the respect he deserves. 🥰

@PDRNHPUK Overwhelmingly dead soon audience

The enthusiasm for Reform is astonishing. Thousands turn out for the MK rally. Tens of thousands are volunteering every day to leaflet, canvass, post letters, answer phones...this is the People's Party taking over!!!

@EricLDaugh That has INCREASED respect for him here in the UK. We’re proud he’s not joining Trump’s idiotic war.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥

@iamtomskinner They are open !

I’d like to know all your opinions in the comments? I’ve just paid £1.70 a litre for diesel. Why are we not opening up our gas and oil field in the North Sea? Surely by opening these and sourcing from our own reserves, we will bring our prices of fuel down, energy costs down, create jobs, bring revenue and tax into the UK economy that can be spent on the roads, the NHS, UK services and schools. We continue to source our fuel from abroad and it makes no sense to me! We should be backing our UK manufacturing and not let it go abroad! We live in very uncertain times especially what’s going on in the Middle East. Love to hear your opinion, let’s back Britain 🇬🇧 - Bosh ❤️

@IngrahamAngle NATO is a defensive alliance. In Iran, the US is the aggressor.

This has been a sham alliance for decades — allies stepping in only when it suits them, while America carries the burden, foots the bill, and ultimately makes the world safer yet again.

@TheKuhnerReport NATO is a defensive alliance. Who needs defending here ?

Trump is 100% correct: NATO has stabbed America in the back. We've protected them for over 75 years - at immense cost. And now not one NATO nation is willing to offer minesweeper vessels to clear the Strait of Hormuz & help us end the #IranWar . It's time to LEAVE NATO! I'm done.

@BuzzPatterson In Ukraine, we side with the victim of the attack. In Iran, the US and Israel are the aggressors, we do not side with that.

The next time you hear one of our European “allies” say that Iran isn’t “their war,” I’ll remind them that Ukraine isn’t ours.

@rebeccabutlerm2 The EU gave the most to Ukraine

“We aren’t helping the US because it’s not our war.” Ukraine wasn’t the US or NATO’s war and yet the US gave the most. What an embarrassment we are.

@yurimusings If you don’t oil babies they seize up

okay diddy aside, real ass question though what the fuck is baby oil even used for

@BHill51508128 @Christo12919382 @MalcolmNance NATO was absolutely not designed for this.

@Christo12919382 @MalcolmNance That’s what NATO was designed for

Why doesn't trump ask his newly formed Board of Peace for help in the Straits of Hormuz?

@MManuella611 @oysteinbogen @realDonaldTrump Why is Hormuz closed ? What happened to motivate Iran to close it ?

Can I just clarify that Mr Trump is NOT asking for support for America, because forcing Strait Hormuz to remain opened will BENEFIT THE ENTIRE WORLD, NOT JUST AMERICA. You lot are under the false impression that no one else uses this water, but America. NOT SO. 20% of the world's oil passes through Strait Hormuz. Is this now clear for you?!

Dear @realDonaldTrump. Your request for allies to step up and defend shipping in the Hormuz is puzzling me. For the past year your administration has been hard at work denigrating and humiliating your closest allies. You’re constantly threatening to impose new tariffs against countries that have supported America in thick and thin for decades. You have turned your back to the conflict that right now concerns most of the free world; Russia’s ongoing attack on Ukraine. Many of us suspect that you’re being soft on Putin because you’re admiring him. Why? And now you’re asking us to help you in a war that you started because your son in law said so? Sorry, but not sorry. America first, the way you’re defining it means that you no longer have friends. It’s up to you to set the world right again.

@TheSalesBull1 What stopped us doing that in the 1970s & 1980s ?

The British public would revolt if they actually understood how much oil and gas is sitting under the North Sea We could have Scandinavian level public services with Arabian levels of tax All we have to do is drill

@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk Fossil fuel price volatility caused this.

Net Stupid Zero strikes again Smashes historic pottery firm Denby into broken pieces High energy costs to blame Hundreds of jobs at risk Only ⁦@reformparty_uk⁩ can stop this madness itv.com/news/central/2…

@RobertJenrick Porky blinders

Bumped into these lads from Derby at Cheltenham. They’d drunk a few more Guinness than me.

@GladdenNig9859 Not sure we can be saying Christian prayers for someone so opposed to Christ’s teachings.

Please say a prayer for this brave veteran and reformer who has sadly passed away ! He attended every protest and the notorious brook hotel in Norwich every Sunday! Bless his soul ❤️🇬🇧😢❤️🇬🇧😢RIP xxx

@TheKentAcorn God forbid anyone looks at bluebells

Years of work transforming ancient woodland, ruined by permissive public access, has resulted in this It is now fashionable to promote Right to Roam, as though allowing ANYBODY a chance to ruin it again is a good thing

@Osinttechnical Was this tanke the “bottom” or the “top” ?

A better look at the partially sliced-off tail of the USAF KC-135 involved in the mid-air collision over Iraq yesterday, back on the ground in Tel Aviv.