Lisa B 💙

No Kings Day in France.

No one trolls like Iran trolls. No one.

@Apples4Grannies @MarcoFoster_ @WeSee2024 Exactly. Imagine if we did that to our homes. Bulldoze half of it with no plan to renovate. Our neighbors would think we're insane.

@chat_ter1 @MarcoFoster_ @WeSee2024 he rushed in, wrecked the place, then realized he had no plan for how to finish

Joe Scarborough on the Republican shutdown: “You want to run Venezuela, but you can’t run Laguardia? You want to change governments in Iran, but you can’t even make Houston’s airport work? You want to take over Greenland, and yet you can’t even make Atlanta Hartsfield function?”

@DemocracyDocket 📬 In California and Oregon. Vote-by-mail has never been an issue until Donald Trump attempted to disenfranchise voters in order to stay in power.

On Monday, the Supreme Court heard oral arguments in a case that could disenfranchise tens of millions of Americans who vote-by-mail. If you've sent a ballot by mail in the last 15-20 years, reply with a 📬.

@Graham_SFN Seahawks, Giants, Sac Kings, Oregon State Beavers. Up and down the West Coast.

Is it weird that I’m a fan of the 49ers, A’s, Warriors, Cal? It seems most 49ers fans are Giants, Stanford, Warriors. What are your teams?

I showed a Trump post to my psychologist friend and asked her to do a proper profile. This was, in retrospect, like asking a vet to look at a particularly diseased badger. She put down her coffee, read it twice, and said: “Right. Where do you want me to start?” The all-caps, she explained, isn’t emphasis. It’s dysregulation. A regulated adult uses punctuation to signal importance. Trump uses volume, because volume is what worked in the room he grew up in. Fred Trump’s household rewarded dominance and punished weakness. Donald learned early that the loudest person wins. He never updated that software. He never updates anything. The man is essentially Windows Vista with a spray tan. “NATO HAS DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.” The word absolutely is doing a lot of work there. Psychologists call this black-and-white thinking, a cognitive pattern strongly associated with narcissistic personality structures. The world is either total loyalty or total betrayal. No middle ground. No nuance. No evidence of a functioning cerebral cortex. “MILITARILY DECIMATED.” She paused on this one. Self-glorification dressed as fact, she said. He has no military background, never served, and has a well-documented terror of illness and physical danger. Bone spurs, famously. Four of them. One per deferment. So he compensates verbally, hard and consistently, because words are his only battlefield and even there he fights like a man wearing oven mitts. “THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO.” The people who most loudly declare their independence, she said, are almost always the most terrified of abandonment. Classic counterdependence. The kid who announces he doesn’t need friends. In the playground. Alone. Eating his lunch next to a bin. The threat with no content, “NEVER FORGET THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME,” she found genuinely fascinating. It has the grammatical structure of consequence without any actual consequence attached. It’s what you say when you want to punish someone but lack both the means and the attention span to follow through. And then the signature. His own name. On his own platform. As if the man might otherwise forget who he is halfway through a sentence, which, to be fair, seems increasingly plausible. She sat back and said: “This is a man who has been pretending to be formidable for so long he can no longer locate the frightened little boy underneath. But he’s still there. He’s always there. TACO is always there. Screaming in capital letters at people who stopped listening years ago.” I paid for the coffee. It was the least I could do. She’s going to need therapy after this. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Vance suggests Iran could have used nuclear suicide vests: “You talk about people who walk into a crowded supermarket and have a vest on, and they blow up the vest and a couple of people get killed, and that's a terrible tragedy. What happens when what's on the vest is not something that can kill a couple of people, but can kill many, many tens of thousands of people?”

@thetrueshelby "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. 'Oooh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell?' Why save it for his funeral? Play it every time he enters a room.

Just in case, y’all. Let’s start a playlist. What song would you add?

@elgigantegrande @SFGiants 😂 This is how I dressed my boys for school. (Polo shirt and jeans).

@SFGiants Why does Rafi look like hes a kidding whose mom dressed him for picture day? Haha

@raymond1082 @RSBNetwork "Supermodel"?😂 That's a stretch.

Just what America needs, a supermodel advising us on the future of American education. How about allowing retired men who know stuff to teach without the preposterous teacher-credential system? Our kids - probably especially the boys - could use a few men as teachers. Right now, many of them are drowning in a sea of estrogen.

WATCH: Melania Trump Suggests Using Humanoid Robots as Teachers Moving Forward - 03/25/26

@SFGiants And we get our own special day to celebrate! (Glad I didn't cancel Netflix.)

Let The Show begin ⚾️

Happy holidays to all who observe ⚾️

@SecretaryBurgum Burgum, like the rest of Trump's administration, operates on deflection. While he's trying to distract Americans by claiming Gov Newsom has made California undesirable, Burgum has plans to sell off federal land (including national parks) to his billionaire buddies. Burgum is scum

Says the governor who relies on foreign, dirty oil from countries like Iraq, sending gas prices soaring for Californians who haven’t already fled the state for more affordable parts of the country!

@BrittanyinTexas All joking aside, either she's playing everyone with a fake Slovenian accent and speaks perfect English, OR that's the best she is capable of after 30 years is the U.S. Either way = 😬.

Melania delivers opening remarks at the Children’s Tech Development Summit. I commend anyone who could sit through 5 seconds of her speaking, let alone 5 minutes. Pure torture.

@SenatorHeinrich Voting "Yes" on an immensely unqualified candidate for DHS Secretary? Make it make sense. We'll wait.

I'm a NO on the administration's $200 billion war supplemental.

@peterdaou This is your logic.🤦🏻‍♀️

Make no mistake: Biden, Harris, and Blinken opened the gates of hell for this administration to walk through.

@ttparks11 @historigins She came in the room like a "boss."

@historigins They didn’t include one of the funniest parts! When the daughter walks in at the beginning, her little strut cracks me up😂

Remember these kids? This is them now

@mrjeffu I think PM Takaichi may ultimately regret that reaction.

Prime Minister Takaichi visited the White House's wall of portraits, where Donald Trump replaced the official photo of Biden with an autopen. Takaichi reacted positively, seeming to laugh at the image mocking Joe Biden.

BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says the plan for “Project 2029” is to have the Trump administration criminally prosecuted.