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@LegalGengar No, but you will be @@'d about buying fish and chips from a Wetherspoon.

Don’t @ me about the lack of mushy peas.

About to enjoy a delicious fish and chips to fortify me ahead of tomorrow’s trials and tribulations.

@cjsnowdon "You don't understand the real world" says the "academic" who does not work in the real world to the farmer and the supermarket boss who do.

@cjsnowdon He has a really unpleasant manner doesn't he. Not really listened to him before.

@cjsnowdon if you want to hear some il informed comment then BBC Radio 5 is your place right now. Your friend Murphy has been brought in

"People will die" he has just said.

@_IngredientX @That_Green_Goat @haveigotnews Reading Polanski's disciples lose their shit on here is arguably funnier.

@checkout123 @That_Green_Goat @haveigotnews Did it make you laugh? Be honest.

Zack Polanski didn't vote in the local elections and may have not paid enough council tax, which is possibly more stupid than dishonest, unless he also has 'competent politician' on his CV

@That_Green_Goat @haveigotnews Green supporter gets upset by a joke.

@haveigotnews Is this a joke? Or simply a smear? Jokes have to be funny. Which is something a long running satirical TV fixture should understand.

@BasGazette Where's our update? Last thing yesterday you said it was cleared!

@BasGazette Congratulations! You posted 4 times on this page and still failed to report on the actual reason for the lane closure.

LIVE: Traffic chaos as lane closure causes standstill ift.tt/XBEvHuR

Keir Starmer must resign. There is no credible way for this floundering Prime Minister to continue when even David Lammy appears to have turned against him. It is time to give the Prime Minister a send-off worthy of the occasion… {satire}

@Heccles94 Fuck you Eccles

Man makes a mistake over council tax on a boat and apologises and is paying it back (and rightly so). (Boat council tax depends on your mooring and how often you are there, it’s not as straight forward) It would be about £1,000 a year Meanwhile, Farage’s Stamp duty would have been 10s of thousands. He continues to dodge questions about it and his £5,000,000 donations, has never apologised and will never pay anything back ever. Gutter press are raking through Zack’s bins before reporting on Farage.

@VoteGreen29 Ok fruit loop

@checkout123 68 followers in Yorkshire Dales. You'd better get onto the Institute of Directors and tell them to cancel my membership, because you and your sheepdog are taking over. See how easy it is to stereotype, you jerk. Swap you my PhD for your sheep trial cup.

With a Green Party document reportedly proposing 55mph speed limits for motorways, 69% of Britons would be opposed to such a move Results link in replies

@VoteGreen29 @StickToFact @YouGov @UKLabour @labourpress God help industry if this fruit loop is having influence on boards.

@StickToFact @YouGov @UKLabour @labourpress After my MBA, I ran several businesses, and now sit on 5 boards. You?

@VoteGreen29 @StickToFact @YouGov @UKLabour @labourpress Yeah right

@PezD_Spencer Are you taking the piss?

@WhatsOnStage Is this for the events or just their head office?

Secret Cinema is getting a permanent home! Plans have been revealed for a long-term flagship venue in east London whatsonstage.com/news/secret-ci…

@cjsnowdon Yay it's back!

It was actually £37 billion and it didn’t even work.

@BasGazette This will be more your thing!

Anti-hate gathering sees over a hundred celebrate community during Reform rally ift.tt/KqZrNgl

@BasGazette God, this must've wound you up no end.

LIVE: Nigel Farage visits Basingstoke to hold Reform UK rally ift.tt/uE5qjDe

@jevans17461775 @IsabelOakeshott What a strange thing to tweet

@IsabelOakeshott @IsabelOakeshott idea of iconic. Too many hookers - Review of Fairmont Dubai, Dubai - Tripadvisor tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReview…

@eloncrust40 @NathanTBatWaver "They" make up a large part of the populace these days. Maybe we should be worried by Green's prospects.

@eloncrust40 @NathanTBatWaver Certainly ticks all the boxes of a Green voter.

He just gets it. Wealth Tax Now. Vote Green.