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@chefheaters

shpaghette about it // meme sommelier //dishwasher // lorb wheeler

Katılım Ağustos 2011
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jimmy heaters
jimmy heaters@chefheaters·
@zyvrxyz literally still have no idea how they thought it was a good idea
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jimmy heaters@chefheaters·
imo the funniest part this cycle has to be mayhem mode. I just imagine pumpfun in a big conference room and some dude was like “what if we gave them the option for a rape bot”
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jimmy heaters@chefheaters·
@ChillTRD all i’m saying if this line graph was a memecoin chart it would be such a bid here
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Chill@ChillTRD·
In the last 24 hours, over 27K tokens launched. Some 98% died immediately. Only ~0.01% are actually profitable to trade. No matter how much you "lock in," you aren't going to succeed in this environment. There are no new traders. It's the same people onchain. You are competing against serial deployers, bundlers, and copy trade farmers. These aren't optimal conditions to trade. Bag hold, bull post, and life maxxing is the way.
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Phineas@Phineas_Sol

The Reality of the Trenches (Last 24h Data) Let’s break down how brutally hard it is to be profitable right now using real numbers: 27,061 tokens launched 571 tokens graduated → ~2.11% survival rate 13 tokens above $50k market cap after 24h → ~0.048% 8 tokens above $100k market cap after 24h → ~0.029% STEP 1: Survival Out of 27k tokens, only 571 made it to bonding. That means ~98% die instantly, already here, your odds are: 1 in 47 to even touch something “alive”. STEP 2: Quality among survivors Out of those 571 bonded tokens: Only 13 are still above $50k after 24h → ~2.28% Only 8 are still above $100k after 24h → ~1.40% Even after filtering for “survivors”, ~97–98% still fail to sustain value Step 3: True odds from launch From the full set: $50k+ (after 24h) → 0.048% (1 in ~2,081) $100k+ (after 24h) → 0.029% (1 in ~3,383) Reality check: profitability And this is where it gets worse: You’re competing against bots, insiders, and dev wallets Realistically: - Only a tiny fraction are actually profitable trades - Estimated real edge: ~0.01% (1 in 5,000–10,000) This is not 2024 anymore, the game has changed. Now it's not a matter of locking in and being fast. ~98% are dead on arrival ~2% survive ~0.05% sustain relevance ~0.01% are actually profitable If you’re trading randomly, you’re gambling. To win, you need an edge. Otherwise, the math is simply against you.

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Gotrilla@GotrillaGorilla·
@hotlneblng_ Kodas on some good looking land! Congrats you won big time 🦍
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hotlneblng@hotlneblng_·
I GOT 3 KODAS IM GONNA PASS OUT
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jimmy heaters@chefheaters·
have to remember now that “last cycle” isn’t referring to the nft one lol time flies man
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slingoor@slingoorio·
the next memecoin war is gonna be launchpad badge kids fighting over who devs better and bundles better. gonna be terminal badge bros vs axiom bros and these coins will be the next era of vamp and PvP warfare where we gamble on who’s ego gets hurt more so we can know who will crime it harder. fortunately tho all will be traded on pumpfun and there is no room for a competitor it’s gg. pumpfun won by a landslide.
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Tejes Srivalsan@tejessrivalsan·
excited to announce that we’re open sourcing EGO-SNAKE the largest dataset of egocentric snake pov footage to train the next generation of autonomous vipers comment for a data sample
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jimmy heaters@chefheaters·
@crustycharts drop ten people into the middle of nowhere all by themselves with ten items and whoever can stay the longest wins 500k it’s so good
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crusty@crustycharts·
what reality show beats summerhouse
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g3rm 🜲@g3rmxyz·
this bucatini branzini combo will literally feed families
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