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IM SMOKING INDUS RIVER VALLEY HASHISHAH IM HIGH OFF THE SHIT THAT MAKES YOU INVENT HIGHER ORDER COUNTING SYSTEMS
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ANCIENT MAN
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ANCIENT MAN
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MY NAME IS PSAMTIKSENEB I AM A ANCIENT MAN IM ON HERE TO MAKE MONEY MOVES I will never betray Assyria long live Ashurbanipal
Nineveh, Assyrian Empire Katılım Ağustos 2009
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@_Kingler_ @camkasky just in case it helps you structure your answer: +/- 5mil dead in Korea, 1.5mil in Vietnam, 1 mil in Iraq, 300k in Afghanistan, 200k in South America, countless dead from US sanctions in Haiti, Cuba, Iran, Venezuela. please illuminate how this is peaceful and stable
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@_Kingler_ @camkasky hey man on the off-chance you are a good faith real human -- do you genuinely believe that the world order during america's reign as undisputed global hegemon has been absent of conflict and global instability?
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Yeah, no shit big politicians are talking to Hasan Piker. More of them should be.
God forbid a candidate actually work with new media, which the Right has used to dominate us.
Hasan has been consistently anti-war, can the pundits on your “acceptable” news media say the same?
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In paris i found out that french has no word for "Supersize"
tried to explain what i meant but the McDs staff over there could nary fathom the concept
could be that they don't have the technology to do it. but perhaps - they simply lack the imagination?
m@chmpgnsoshalist
urdu has a word for the pain of separation that contains, within it, the assumption that reunion is cosmically possible. while english is so spiritually bankrupt it can name the ache but not imagine its end.
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Sources are telling me he fell backwards and his testicles somehow got wedged beneath his tailbone, absorbing the entirety of the impact. Likely he died in complete agony
Cenk Uygur@cenkuygur
Charlie Kirk's mentor just died in a freak pickleball accident. That's an incredibly strange coincidence. If you're going to say that's not weird, that there are tons of pickleball fatalities, you sound nuts. I don't know what happened but I don't think this is perfectly normal.
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when the time is right, you will look in the mirror and already be chinese
Financial Times@FT
Ships in Gulf declare themselves Chinese to dodge attack ft.trib.al/3410CFC
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Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump dlvr.it/TRKRBH
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Ok quick mea culpa: I retweeted this post yesterday because I assumed this lady was making fun of her husband for being a huge pussy.
I did not realize we were doing Discourse about this, i of course disavow all “takes”, so i deleted the RT. Having said that, lmfao
daniela@daniela__127
My husband was on a crowded train yesterday when a homeless woman got on, pulled down her pants, and peed all over the train in front of everyone. He hasn’t stopped talking about it for the past 24+ hrs. It is the single most traumatizing thing that’s happened to him in nyc.
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@deardochas Either total poser or complete amateur. The chocolate bar is the tell — if you put this tin in your pocket it melts and leaks out, if you leave it out in winter everything inside is frozen inedible. Just pathetic stuff no experience in the field
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If you ever go to a function and it’s not that fun one thing you can do is wait until the end and say “thanks guys this was so much fun” then later when your wife asks you can say “yeah I had a great time”
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Love to neglect my princely duties and thus allow influence to accrue amongst my corrupt officials
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The longed-for Christmas vacation is now here, and I am about to waste it shamefully.
Franz Kafka, 1912.
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Losing my mind at this image from a chain bluecheck engagement bait post
Header: “The News”
Byline: “Report a lot”.
Lede imagines a Pro-speeding nonprofit commissioning a study
Feels like an artifact from a different era of internet
Andy Boenau@Boenau
Driving behind someone who's going below the speed limit (the LIMIT) infuriates some people.
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Close! That’s actually an article, not an image. Try clicking the picture and reading what comes up!
Katie Miller@KatieMiller
This is an abhorrent image meant to incite violence. This is your far-left who I was confidently told was trying to bring down the hateful rhetoric. What a joke these people are. This is how Left-Wing Terror is perpetuated.
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This is the exact kind of grindset you need to be on. Invent entirely novel relationships of ownership, unique to the emergent technologies fueling the means of production. Might think they’d’ve all been done by now but no they’re still coming up with new ones all the time
Alison Fisk@AlisonFisk
Exquisite Roman glass cup signed by master glassmaker ‘Ennion’. AD 30-70. Ennion was the first glassmaker to ‘brand’ his work by incorporating his name into the mould’s design, some 2000 years ago! Museo Archeologico Nazionale di Adria 📷 Leonardo.disimone #Archaeology
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Apologies sir, Mr. president, but you have been beasted upon
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.” In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
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@afraidofwasps Hey man I just watched this movie and it is extremely good, one my favorite films of the decade. Each bit was funnier than the last. My favorite was the Asian mom passive aggressively using the cycle stool with her hands i know that exact waipo in real life. good stuff
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My short film Cherry-Colored Funk is available online today. They said you couldn't make an award winning film about a Chinese guy who becomes Italian...well...😏
Anyway, very proud of the film and everyone who worked on it. And always grateful for the support. Link below 👇
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