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@impossiblyso @BiancoDavinci This is how it should be everywhere

@BiancoDavinci @cheifgun 🤔

In Bosnia, when you order coffee, a cigarette is served as a complimentary offering.

@cashgrabber9000 No need, I read it in your voice

Im going to verbalize this on tiktok tomorrow my motor skills won’t allow me to do so at this moment

The $70 frontier return flight from Miami sounds like a no brainer right up until the moment you’re arriving to the airport on research chemicals

1000 year Japanese American friendship

@0xRacist This is actually real in Isreal

If you go to McDonalds and want their chicken nuggets, order the kosher nuggets. They'll hand-batter real chicken for you (not the pink sludge goyslop) and it's the same price as the regular nuggets

@bronzeageshawty You found The Vitamin

I have SO MUCH ENERGY I don't know WHAT TO DO WITH IT ALL no matter how much I exercise

@justalexoki They make food explode

genuinely how the hell do we measure calories. what is a calorie even

@202accepted Can you expand on how living in empty offices worked?

i’ve lived in a storage unit and honestly it was pretty great the issue were the cameras so you could just disable them repeatedly and eventually the staff would stop caring the key was to avoid staff at 5-8pm at close, and to not make noise on open around 9-10am i had two units, and just converted one of them to living space, and it always looked like i would come in early to shuffle stuff rent was $300 a month, and power was very easy to tap as these units were open ceiling in the units themselves i moved out after 3 months cause i realized all the offices in the bay area were mostly abandoned, and that you could just live in those instead

@LandsharkRides This is true though

@jtrocksforever @faustianwigger Pristine theatrics

@faustianwigger Went and saw the Northman opening week and when his mom tried to make a move on him literally every black guy in the theater yelled “oh hell no”

Man I tried reading Oedipus and they start talm bout he fuck he mom bruh white people are crazy

@LandsharkRides This feeling was why I loved climbing trees so much as a lad. Also, there's something about being so small. Everything seems bigger and grand

@JackRhysider @aidaxbaradari @be_inaudible Its very sad tinytx went out of business

@aidaxbaradari @be_inaudible looks great. I ordered one of these a year ago but it never came. really sad.

Today, we're introducing Spectre I, the first smart device to stop unwanted audio recordings. We live in a world of always-on listening devices. Smart devices and AI dominate our world in business and private conversations. With Deveillance, you will @be_inaudible.

@jerrycurld @cheifgun

@DejaRu22 Good beer and a cool place. Your subconscious is cooking

Sometimes, within a dream You will receive a piece of “random” advice that won’t make sense to you until you actually act on it and reflect after the fact… Last night i had a dream character strongly urging me to visit Sapporo the next time I go to Japan. Just found out it’s a beer. I’ve never (to the best of my conscious recollection) even drank the beer, or heard of someone drinking it, or heard of someone going to Sapporo. Your subconscious shouts very specific things at you FOR A REASON. I have no idea what is waiting for me there, but I will trust this message and investigate…

@SamBuntz Violent joy maxxing

Great tactic:

@LandsharkRides What will people do cocaine on

@DejaRu22 Reason I followed was the dishonored posting

There is a reason why Dishonored is my #1 favourite video game of all time

@WillyDiBa7 @valhalla_dev Bouncers know people get out of state fakes because they think bouncers wont know what those are supposed to look like. When in reality bouncers see all types of IDs from other states all the time

@valhalla_dev @cheifgun Confirm as in they’re sus about out of state fakes, or that they know about the in-state line of thinking now?

I worked as a bouncer in an SEC college town. I often worked the door, where I'd check ID's. I got VERY good at spotting fake ID's. On a given Friday night, I'd get half a dozen to a dozen of them, sometimes more. I'd always warn the kids "if I turned you in to this cop right here you would catch a felony." I never turned a kid in for a fake because you can get very serious jail time for it. I took the fake, warned my co-workers, told the kids to go away. Catching a felony forgery charge to pay $15 for a warm beer is the stupidest possible way to throw your life away.

@WillyDiBa7 @valhalla_dev Bouncers definitely know about that line of thinking

@cheifgun @valhalla_dev I also never had mine taken through several years of use, got a MA fake in MA. I figured it could be a little reverse psychology cause bouncers would think you’d get an out of state fake.

@valhalla_dev Texas and It was a Texas fake, alot of my friends got out of state fakes because they thought the bouncers wouldn't be as familiar with those but all of them got atleast one of their pair taken

@cheifgun What state if you can say