THE RETWEET KINGDOM 🤴

At this point, I think the only reason Xabi Alonso won't end up as Chelsea head coach is if Chelsea don't agree to his terms and allow him the freedom to build his team, just like in Enrique’s case, and we ended up with Pochettino. If the same thing happens again, I will give up on BlueCo. It's as simple as that. They can't keep making the same mistake and stressing my life unnecessarily. Imagine where we would've been if they had listened to Enrique. 🤔 This is redemption time!

@babeotswejang My type is 3 Sex is hot 🔥 @ 1 4 is always horny I like 5 but bayafeba 2 is super attractive 🥵 I’m definitely not a 6 never 👎

Gents…what’s your speed? 🫣

I deeply regret leading the EFF. To everyone I recruited to join this scam, I ask for your forgiveness except for Sinawo Tambo. I have learned from my mistakes, and I urge you not to vote for the EFF.

"The youth doesnt have the necessary skills to be employable" - Cyril Ramaphosa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MbuyiseniNdlozi Allegedly Rama and unesandla

FACT: The arrest of Fani Masemola is a clear attempt to demoralise those fighting against organised crime in the SAPS. It is meant to humiliate him & decrease the momentum against powerful politicians, & rogue generals. I wish him strength. By putting him in a raw with accused in multiple murder, attempted murder, they want to paint him as rogue in the eyes of the public. He is not! They surely will also try to do the same to Mkhwanazi! Because in essence, they are saying to us all that South Africa must be ruled by drug lords, assassins, criminal gangs & their puppet politicians! We need to take a side! That is the only way now!

Tonsil stones are small, hardened white or yellow deposits of 🦠, food, and mucus😤 that form in the crevices (crypts) of the tonsils. They are usually harmless and sometimes cause serious issues, but often lead to 😷 , sore throats, or a sensation that something is stuck in the throat. Fun fact is that Many people have small tonsil stones with no symptoms. Always consult your doctor 🧑‍⚕️ to know if you are free from them.

🚨BREAKING: Manuel Neuer says they performed a doping test on Peter Cech after 2012 Champions league final and that it is the best Goalkeeper performance he has seen “I’ve played against some unbelievable goalkeepers in my career, but the performance that still stays in my head is Petr Čech in the 2012 Champions League final. Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a goalkeeper carry a team like that on such a big night.” “We were creating chances constantly. From the pitch, it felt like eventually one of them had to go in, but every time Čech was there again. The saves weren’t normal saves either. Some goalkeepers stop shots, but that night he was breaking Bayern players mentally.” Even during penalties he looked calm. Most keepers are guessing at that stage, but he looked like he already knew where people were going. It was frustrating because we genuinely felt we had done enough to win the match before the shootout even started.” “The funny thing is, after the game there were jokes flying around in the tunnel that maybe UEFA should test him twice,” “I remember people saying, ‘there’s no way a human being can perform like that for 120 minutes.’ It sounds crazy now, but that’s how unbelievable he was that night.” “It was our stadium, our crowd, our final. Everything was set up perfectly for us. But football sometimes gives you one player who changes the whole story, and for Chelsea that player was Čech.” “To this day, when people ask me about great goalkeeping performances, that’s the first match I mention. Not because we lost it, but because I came off that pitch respecting him even more. What he did in Munich was extraordinary.”

DJ Stokie said what many are scared to say 😭💔 Real Amapiano is slowly fading and getting replaced by this new sound. Now he’d rather vibe to Deep House.

@_Bongekile_ Black People wanna make themselves feel better it’s always black people. That’s how miserable people are . It’s a useless exercise i mean it’s not like they get a cut or anything it’s stupid

I keep wondering… why are we so obsessed with knowing how much people earn? Is this even okay anymore, or have we normalised oversharing things that should stay private?🤔🤔🤔

Joe "Ferrari" Sibanyoni allegedly killed Mswazi after a fallout.

[BREAKING NEWS] Fraud and corruption accused Ekurhuleni city manager Kagiso Lerutla to resume his official duties on Monday. #Newzroom405

The day they ARREST a Judge AND lawyers I would know we are reaching the final stages now .

@Abramjee Sibiya is not a good person!!!

JUST IN: Police National Head Office Crime Intelligence has discovered a drug lab worth about R100- million in North West.

@GoldAckings @wojak199999 @sinovuyo001 He meant all women are the same , if you don’t get it forget about it

@wojak199999 @sinovuyo001 What do you mean by "all women are the same"?

If a mans too nice, it means he doesn't understand women

😭😭Cyril says the border must be removed. Lomsunu is selling us out to the globalisation agenda - uyanya uCyril. When is he getting removed?

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Bro, Ladies are now selling faces 💔😭 What’s this? Oh ladies ooo

🚨Oliver Glasner just delivered one of the coldest press conference responses of the season Reporter asked him about the title race and whether Palace could influence it… Glasner replied: “I checked my pay slips… I didn’t get any money from Arsenal or City.” Then he finished with THIS: “Our influence in the title race is definitely less than VAR.”