Chelana

The cashier at Albertsons said I looked like a supermodel walking down the aisles and now I’m still here bc my heads so big I couldn’t fit through the exit

@pinkskies_zh I hope this is the band. Ily but what do I have to do to get a signed vinyl?? Incredible show in MPLS tonight

@BENEEMUSIC please please please play same effect on Monday I’m begging I’m sick of being alone

What’s the anti shampoo effect called

Can’t believe I spent 20 bucks to rent the housemaid. Worst movie I’ve seen in a long time

How is no one talking about the clapping in Alysa Lou’s free program or whatever like if that doesn’t show the joy that she brings to the sport and to life then idk what will

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

How about “onside kicks” which is the @nfl version of @nhl heated rivalry

yeah this is nasty

Already invoking the Nuremberg defense. A reminder to all that acting under superior orders does not relieve you of responsibility if a moral choice was possible.

When I was a teenager I got in a fight and had to go through a juvenile detention board panel to avoid a charge on my permanent record, despite the fact I didn’t even start the fight or throw the first punch, because my “reaction was not equal”, meaning (from what I understood and remember from the time) I reacted too violently to the altercation. I (allegedly) took it to a level it didn’t need to go to because all the other girl did was pull my hair and swing on me. I should’ve “de escalated” “walked away” etc. according to the police who watched the footage (there was a camera in the hallway), but instead I… did not do that. lol. Anyway, I say this because the police told me, as a teenage girl, with zero training on any de escalating tactics, who wasn’t even the initial aggressor, I should’ve either just not reacted, walked away, or mentally calculated what an equal reaction should’ve been in the midst of all this. But asking that of full grown adult trained federal agents is asking too much. Please spare me

I do not care about alex pretti kicking a car and if you think that justifies or contextualizes his murder then you're a gutless moron

If ICE agents are receiving new orders to do what they were originally supposed to be doing, then it means their current orders were to terrorize these communities and violate people’s rights.

Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?

Zohran, you have to stop. Your policies are too tough. Your swag too different. Your wife is too bad. They’ll kill you, Zohran Mamdani.

Breonna Taylor was asleep in her home

This is a lie. Even if I had ordered this, the MPLS police department would never follow an order from me. Do better. Go fuck a couch.

There’s going to be people that will look you in the face and say the white American citizen had a gun and deserved to be held down by 8 grown men, have his gun taken, and then shot point blank multiple times and that’s why things are the way they are

*this* should be the breaking point for this country. but so should've the last one. and the one before that. and the one before that.

hey boy are you an iOS update? because not now but maybe tonight

“That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.” Proceeds to blow her head off and then calls her a “fucking bitch” He then flees the scene, with his weapon, a big no-no, while other ICE agents refuse to allow her medical care, and slap each other on the back while laughing. Fuck ICE🖕