chelsea

Cheaper eggs may not resonate the same way when your kids have polio.

"Y'all Democrats are just sore losers."

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people. He was the worst POTUS in history. Impeached twice. Convicted felon. Tried to stage a coup. Sold state secrets. But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

so both times trump was against women, he won. the one time he was against a man, he lost. oh y’all REALLY hate women. even when they’re trying to save you 😂😂😂😂

Why yall acting surprised that Trump is winning cousin fucker states

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

“And Mr Trump your closing remarks?”

if someone spoke like this while interviewing for a job at Applebee’s the police would be called

This nigga trump said “they eating dogs” then they told him it’s not true then he said “well i saw it on tv” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t make this shit up #Debate2024

doctor: do you smoke or drink me: yes doctor: ok me: are u mad at me

In the history of stupid fucking cults, this one is the fucking stupidest.

Voting for a President in America be like "choose one"

imagine the word gnocchi. imagine how one might say gnocchi. imagine how one might pronounce gnocchi badly. then listen.

ACT II 3.29

Deeply obsessed with this tiny Irish child’s trolley problem joke

I need her so fucking bad

I deleted all my dating apps 2 months ago and it’s been bliss. I sleep better at night. My skin cleared up. My eczema went away. I don’t need my glasses anymore. I’m cured

me: im so hungry horse: *nervously* how hungry

doctor: have you been tested for adhd before? me thinking about what my entrance song would be if I was a wrestler: you have a nice office