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BREAKING: The S&P 500 erases all losses and turns green on the day.

JUST IN: Maine Governor Janet Mills has endorsed a new “millionaire tax” in proposed bill.

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BREAKING: $LOL just hit an all-time high of $12.81M market cap!

you already know what day it is

@CoinMarketCap $Poly tge today!

@AshCrypto Awesome! $BTC lfg!

BITCOIN JUST HIT $69,000 🚀

JUST IN: Macron will travel to Japan this week to “explore closer cooperation on maritime security” in the Strait of Hormuz.

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: What will Trump and Melania say during Chicago Opening Night? polymarket.com/event/what-wil…

Hormuz traffic is not expected to return to normal until at least after April. polymarket.com/event/strait-o…

BREAKING: Trump tells allies to either buy U.S. oil or “just take it” from the Strait of Hormuz.

Polymarket is officially launching competitive trading markets. We're excited to be named @LegendTrade's Exclusive Prediction Market Partner.

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Will Trump dance during Easter lunch? polymarket.com/event/will-tru…

BREAKING: Alberta now projected to schedule a referendum to secede from Canada this year. 60% chance.

BREAKING: Google research reveals quantum computers may be able to crack Bitcoin's private keys in just 9 minutes.

JUST IN: IRS guidance reminding drug dealers & thieves they must report their income goes viral, as tax season approaches in the US.

We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵

The sector's market cap sits at $17.7B. Though up as a whole YTD, gains are concentrated among a few standout performers while most AI tokens struggle. This week's top WoW gainers: 🔹 Perle ($PRL): +72.5% 🔹 Chainbase ($C): +55.2% 🔹 $FET: +9.5% 🔹 $TAO: +8.6% 2/7

Bittensor subnets saw a near sector-wide improvement, with 8 of the top 10 largest subnets in the green WoW. Targon (SN4) led the pack, recording a massive 40.2% surge. Subnets are attracting more staked $TAO, signaling holders are shifting to a risk-on stance. 3/7

TradFi is recognizing the synergy. BlackRock's Robbie Mitchnick positioned $BTC and $ETH as foundational for AI's computer-native intelligence. He described crypto as the ideal money for autonomous AI agents, while labeling most other altcoins as "nonsense." 5/7