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@GoatedSpott With 300 usd per month you cant even afford a decent place to stay and food per month, cant even afford to send yr kids to good schools, the UK doesn't give u a stable income it gives you opportunity to be what ever you want to be, because u have access to what u dont get in zim

USD20k kuti usiye basa rinokupa $300 per month, 80% yema Zimbabweans yaramba 😳 vanhu vajaira kushandiswa honestly 💀

@SirTitusVeTech A whole company which was on the ZSE letting board members take stock from warehouse to go run their own tuckshops🤣🤣🤣nxah

No one is happier about OK closing than me😂😂. We have serious parasites operating large organizations thinking they’re untouchable. Econet Zimbabwe’s day shall also come, and we will be there.

@comme_das_cassa @SirTitusVeTech Sustainable businesses make 7-12% anything above that know that kumagumo kune nyaya.

@SirTitusVeTech So 50% profit margins are normal?

Why not? That’s a 14 km journey, a decent fuel saver does roughly 12km/l @ $2.08/l that’s maybe $2.50, which means a 50% profit for that ride. I think we’re too used to taking advantage of each other.

@qatarairways i booked a flight through @bookingcom i requested my refund in February and this refund should have been done 10 days now its over a month no communication whatsoever no refund at all. They are saying its your end that hasn't done their bit, assistance please!!!

@matigary Third party insuarance iya haina zvairikuita

Kwachu kwachu! These traffic lights were knocked down last year near the Master of the High Court’s complex. If you go there now, it still looks exactly like this. No one cares.

@begottensun 🤣🤣people who think going againist oncoming traffic because they think they are more special than the other, when we claim we read and understood the highway code!!!

Zimbabweans are NOT the most literate in Africa. Exhibit 1: Attack Freeman for actually organising and organisation using tech for manage membership a coordinate. (ps: he literally tried to roll out the sam system since MDCA AND WAS REJECTED ) Exhibit 2: Insult everyone who says cooking Sadza at Coppacabana is dangerous to human health , start a go fund me and donate plus $10k and zim corporate give guy a stand and car Exhibit 3: get mad when I point out that Carl Joshua Ncube did “the Loin King” joke on a Showmax special that Jonasi jacked without citation, despite Jonasi going on immediately after Carl 10yrs ago on the same show. We don’t care about professionality, originational excellence , public health , professional courtesy and copyright. We are a Lawless bunch. __ was right. Tiri MaStupeti

@matigary Its high time we include congestion charge and emmision levies in harare maybe we will stop any puru who has a car who think they can do what they want🤣

These Chinese guys who own Makomo Engineering don’t play, they mean business. They now own a significant 21% or more of NMB Bank. They do plenty of engineering projects in Zim as well, especially in Dam construction. Now they are building a flyover road connecting ED Mnangagwa Road to Airport Road in Harare.

@bla_bidza Inga kune ma barricade along motorways where you go chii chasina apa nekuti ifence yaitwa muzimbabwe

The so-called new Lorraine Bloody Drive: just have a look at the distance between that kerb and that perimeter fence. Hakuna nyika inoita zvakadayi.

@SirTitusVeTech Shooting your shot🤣🤣

@TechMagZW @MinistryofTID Nayo water paint pama road marking 🤣🤣

#InPictures: The Minister of @MinistryofTID Hon F.T. Mhona, together with the Minister of State for Provincial Affairs and Devolution for Harare Metropolitan Province, Hon. C. Tawengwa, was on the ground for the official opening to traffic of the Harare Drive section between Simon Mazorodze Road and Willowvale Road. @zanupf_patriots

@CrimeWatchZW So what🤣🤣

Journalist Hopewell Chin'ono did some digging and found that Chatunga Mugabe’s Hyde Park house was bought in 2017, when his father was still in power, for R43 million (about US$3.2 million at the time). When Chatunga appeared in court this morning, he was wearing a Moncler Maya puffer jacket that costs about $2,556 (more than R40,000), which is close to a Zimbabwean civil servant’s yearly salary.

@SirTitusVeTech @makakaseni But zvakubhowa hazvo 🤣🤣🤣hazvichanakidze

@makakaseni The first time I said this makandiseka 😂😂

We’re here again, this has to be more than taxpayers’ monies bro

@CrimeWatchZim 🤣🤣🤣imagine a whole football club, putting nicknames on official communication🤣🤣🤣 chero Scottland inoziva kuti unoisa zita riripachitupa..

A newly established football club in 2026, Avelion FC has appointed the Chivayo Brothers to its board of directors.

@lleony Unonobatsira hako munhu ari not for resucitation in the name of good samaritain🤣🤣🤣

So apparently there is a Law in Zimbabwe that stops us from helping accident victims unless wakaita first aid💁🏽‍♂️.My peace is isn’t it best to then make First Aid training a mandatory thing in our education system??

@teemadzika @itskindarisschy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@itskindarisschy Are you calling me slow?

I now fully believe the conspiracy theory that Learn Shona is in fact Takura

Usamitise zvisati zvabatana bro 👏🏽

@vinquezada1 Aleck macheso👌

Who is the BEST guitarist pictured?

@Lisaphiri1 Sofa iro apo not even fastened to the floors and walls, who ever thought putting a sofa is luxury mwari ave naye😫😫

Nyika yedu🤦🏾‍♀️, vanhu ava vanoenda wani kune dzimwe nyika vachiona wani. This is a regular train muIreland, fares from €7 - €24 city to city. $60 iyo yatove plane ticket to France or Spain ine return futi pamwe pacho.

@DandaroOnline Asi album rachi harisi kunakidza kani sei risati raiswa pamhene kuti tirinzwe

#dandarostreets Alex Sports Club has been filled to maximum capacity and there are reports that there are still hundreds of people at the gates trying to enter the venue. Winky D muhombe...🔥💯✔️