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I accidentally dropped my donut on the Pet Smart floor and I then had one of the most difficult decisions of my life.

Bad news: There's no key to happiness. Good news: It isn't locked.

Seatbelts: Boobs emphasizer since 1858

Brush your teeth with toothpaste when you're young.. So u shouldn't have to clean it with silver polish when you're old..

It's unpredictable and beyond our control, we only understand it when we feel it, and even then it's impossible to explain. It's Chemistry

I spoil my kids by letting them eat pizza whenever I eat... *I never eat pizza*

All I really want out of life, is to be internet famous enough to get my own hashtag when I die.

I don't pray But when I do It's for you

Be kind & considerate, some people could be on the edge of giving up.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs...

Its easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

Hanging on by your fingertips is still hanging on.

Somedays you feel out of sorts and other days you're full of snorts.

Theres a thin line between inner and outer heart..

Weather forecast: Frozen fingers