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@_Water_Baby

Still figuring it out...

Between The Raindrops Katılım Eylül 2014
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Island Girl
Island Girl@_Water_Baby·
Happily ever after is a moving target.
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stACED
stACED@girl_a_whirl·
It’s not hoarding if it’s organized.
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
Thanks United @united My family and I are stuck in Cancun as my flight to Houston was canceled. What’s going on?
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
*actually finishes a game of Monopoly*
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LTB
LTB@_Tempo11·
Relatives who bring their pets to visit are a special breed.
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Scruffy
Scruffy@UnimpressedWU·
Let’s travel and I’ll make you laugh while we wait for airplanes
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Tony
Tony@tsm560·
25 year old coworker: please stop saying “stupid,” it’s politically incorrect and hurtful Me: what are you stupid?
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John Craig
John Craig@axemi·
I am here. You are there. Let’s meet in the middle….
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Scruffy
Scruffy@UnimpressedWU·
Forever waiting and dabbling in futile endeavors
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Island Girl@_Water_Baby·
She complained to me that she found her boyfriend’s picture on a dating sight then got mad at me for asking why she was on the site. I should never answer my phone pre coffee.
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Tony
Tony@tsm560·
It’s not that you’re not funny, it’s that your humor is very subtle. Also, you’re not funny
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
You say introvert, I say the star of my own movie.
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Boyd's Backyard™
Boyd's Backyard™@TheBoydP·
Me: I’m going to wear my bougie Hawaiian shirt tonight Wife: You don’t understand what bougie means
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Scruffy
Scruffy@UnimpressedWU·
Tomorrow is just another day.
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Chelle~
Chelle~@BombChelleNY·
Fuck resolutions. Just set goals.
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Mark Gilliland
Mark Gilliland@markdgilliland·
Smiling is a sign you can consciously or unconsciously accept your current situation.
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Vinay
Vinay@VinayMandave·
Its Always About The People Who Remain Sincere Behind your Back.
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Island Girl@_Water_Baby·
New year new me but from my comfy chair.
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Island Girl@_Water_Baby·
I’ve already eaten my New Year’s Eve snacks so I may have to cancel the party. Darn.
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Island Girl@_Water_Baby·
@tsm560 You win!!!! I have declared. Competition over.
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Tony
Tony@tsm560·
We’re all getting unsuspended it’s not a competition
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