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@gunsnrosesgirl3 What would you do? You already did it.

She said she found a funnel-web spider What would you do in this situation?

@NickSwardson I remember my first beer.

Just casually woke up on TMZ. Travel tip: don’t drink and take edibles in high altitude. Fucking brain diarrhea. I’ll make it up to you Beaver Creek! ❤️

@TeamYouTube I think I'm able to see their IP when I click on the Details button at the bottom of the Gmail page but I can't boot them entirely. Just let me log out of all devices!

@chigonzo thx for letting us know, we're seeing similar reports from other users & the Product team is investigating rn. stay tuned for an update from us

@TeamYouTube long time listener, first time caller. A stranger is using my premium account (can see their videos in my history) and I'm unable to boot them despite all my best efforts. It's been months, I need your help.

@TeamYouTube No, someone else is using my account to watch videos with my account. They're showing up in my history and messing up my suggestions and overall user experience. I've tried changing my password, activation 2FA, etc.

@chigonzo to clarify, did you mean your channel on YouTube got hacked? lmk if it's something else

@reeses @phish @goosetheband @treyanastasio Fuck right off. Ew.

@phish @goosetheband We won’t say whether we love chocolate @treyanastasio or peanut butter @goosetheband more, but speaking from experience, we 100% endorse this collab. Our question is, will you make us split open and melt? If so, we may need to step in to the freezer! 🔥🍫🥜🔥

Trey Anastasio Band and @goosetheband are hitting the road together. Presale tickets will be available Aug 17 at Noon ET: treytickets.shop.ticketstoday.com. General public tickets go on-sale Aug 19 beginning at 10 am (local). For more info & specific on-sale times: trey.com/tour

@bariweiss @joerogan @MaudMaron washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/… Because fucking this.

Parents have every right to show up to school board meetings and speak their mind. That’s not domestic terrorism, despite what the NSBA says. It’s good parenting. And it’s a basic American right — one we all need to defend. Read @MaudMaron: bariweiss.substack.com/p/why-are-moms…

@packedupcoochie @DodgerGurl19 @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Oh wow. Get her. Is that your best effort?

@DodgerGurl19 @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS shut the fuck up

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

@DodgerGurl19 @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS You're one of the only supporters that I've seen who uses proper syntax and grammar. Bit of a unicorn. Well played.

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Some of these comments are horrible. I think their parents must be so proud. I can’t imagine wishing death on anyone. If you have that much hate in your heart there’s a problem. Feel better POTUS AND FLOTUS. 🇺🇸

@billburr Wooooooooow, hate to be her inbox.

Comedy doesn’t get any better than this!

I think about all the civil liberties that you are denied that I have yelled about over 30 yrs of comedy and sit dumbfounded that the one you finally get up in arms about is voluntarily wearing a mask over your stupid mouths. Start with the wrongly accused and work backward.

Different angle on 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ out of Indianapolis From this view you can see the cop grope the woman he's restraining, that's why she breaks away Then of course a half dozen cops beat her for not wanting to be groped Lawlessness

.@SenSherrodBrown Save The Music!

.@senrobportman Save The Music!

.@RepBeatty Save The Music!

@LindseyGrahamSC Shit, good thing it's not.

If it were up to me the whole world would send China a bill for the #CoronavirusPandemic. This is the third pandemic to come out of China.

@AndrewYang Post your favorite Spotify playlist! Here's mine: open.spotify.com/playlist/77aaI…

I find that music helps.

FUCKING BRILLIANT!

@morningmika That's rhetorical, right?