Kirbyy🔥

@IssaRobbortR Yeah so nobody actually cares about that

accidentally stumbled upon a listing on FB marketplace for the muppet I donated to goodwill and the description said it came from a smoke free home and ouurgghhhhhh I had to tell them 😭

@Huawei Ai garbage

Bee: "Sweet, a flower!" Huawei Ultra Chroma Camera: "Actually, that's a photo." True-to-life colors. Stunning realism!

@caio99lopes @1eozinho01 Yall get a break? 😂

@1eozinho01 E 1h e meia de almoço nao é todo mundo que tem, normalmente é 1 hora

Não treina direito, não almoça direito e ainda volta fedendo para o trabalho kkkkk

@rad1sharif Then why aren't they going 💀

I just found out that Americans pay $10 a month for gym which is £7… nahhh we are actually being ripped off in this country😂😂😂😂😂😂

@EleonoraFall Youre so dumb

Europeans can’t comprehend that you can live in nyc, take a 5-6 hours flight to San Francisco and you’re in the same country and don’t need to do anything about your phone. No extra charge for service. In Europe you drive 10 min from Austria to Germany to buy cheaper groceries and you have to avoid using your phone because you’ll get extra charges as it’s another country and another cell provider. That’s why euros use WhatsApp. Most communications in the U.S. even far away in another state, don’t cost you more.

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

@snootpants @grobzi They taste better? Im not fat idgaf about calories 😂

@grobzi I do the same shit when I see people drink regular soda and full sugar anything… like do you know you just drank a whole meals worth of calories???

its crazy how a regular red bull vs sugar free redbull is a 150cal difference. i literally ask myself everyday why anyone voluntarily gets a regular 160 cal redbull, when they lowk taste the same just so many less calories?

@OrevaZSN The world has changed soo fast

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

@DanteTheDon Imagine being 4 hrs late for work 💀

@TheSennaVR Dude block them

I’ve known this person for less than 24 hours btw

@MGTOW_Mot @mateosfo This guy drinks and drives 💀

@mateosfo I'm pretty relaxed in my car. Can you drink beer on the train?

I like the $10,000 per year in former car expenses that I started putting in index funds in 2001 when I permanently gave up car dependence (ask me about compounding) but I like even more reading books/napping while all the enraged drivers lose their minds on the bridge above me.

@dravidavastgote @realsast Lmao 😂😂 not surprised actually

i look at this image suprised thats an actual town name and then i switch my brain to swedish mode and realize thats not that weird of a town name

@thesquatchm249 @devilfruitbat Learn how to cook

@devilfruitbat The fact that so many of you don't understand that garlic powder and onion powder create a different flavor profile than fresh garlic and onion really drives it home how culinarily handicapped you guys are over there.

Just wait until Americans discover that garlic and onion comes in a non-powdered form

@LoschbourStev Bro theres literally a daycare inside the ikea why would anyone do that

@heytaraaa @cupcakdoll The pic 😂

@cupcakdoll "I'm taking a break" ** 24 hours later ** "I'm back from the break"

Found my old Roblox chat from 2021 he did not gaf

@ElChivoViejo488 @ratxgurl 😂

@ratxgurl I used to feed 8 or 9 cats on my porch at night. One night there seemed to be one extra and turned out one was a big groundhog. They were all just handing out together.

Remembering the time my dumbass cat snuck out and I chased him out to the alley and he was like evading me and it was late at night and I was worried he’d run off and get lost or hurt. I was chasing him around this car mad as hell and then suddenly we heard this noise and both

@DirtySweetStyle @NoblestCalling Wow americans aren't very smart

@NoblestCalling IF YOU WERE TALKING TO AN ALIEN RACE, farenheit makes more sense. If you tell someone it's 78 degrees, aka 78% hot, THAT'S EASY TO APPROXIMATE. WTF? IS 24? 24 WHAT?!!!

Fahrenheit is superior because it's basically telling you what % hot it is

@Jenna_smmith @hikatie Never getting a roomate after reading this 🙏

@hikatie My roommate once said I was bad at sharing because I would say no when she would ask to have the last of one of my things mind you I would say yes every other time just not when it was my last one which I think is fair but eventually she stopped asking and just started-

a roommate in my early 20s told mutual friends that i 'hid food' from him when what i was doing was putting the groceries i bought into a cabinet in our kitchen

@ArtGuy313578051 @megievalist @hikatie Cuteeee

@megievalist @hikatie It's in times like these we gotta just straight chill