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@NoblestCalling
Child of God. Daughter of the Covenant. Disciple of Jesus Christ. Wife. Mother 🌻 Pro-Life, Pro-Family, Pro-Child
The Heart of the Golden West Katılım Ağustos 2009
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A 5-year-old was concerned about leaving the fish home alone today "like the kid in the movie"
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Son has named his fish Pebbles. 10/10 name, no notes.
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@actsofapostles_ My parents refused to mediate any fights and if we tattled on each other they would just say "I'm sorry to hear that dear"
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@NoblestCalling This worked in my family. I'm not sure if it will work anywhere else.
Whenever the kids would fight we'd calmly say that our family doesn't fight. Not in an angry, exasperated, scolding or disappointed tone. We are stating a fact dispassionately. Eventually it worked.
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@gjacobson Same here! Going to Walmart is so demoralizing lol
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@NoblestCalling I’m generally against to deliver services, I think fast food delivery is especially overrated & WAY overpriced. But Walmart+ is worth every penny. It’s cheap and you never have to step foot inside the Walmart.
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@oliveegger When Sam Rockwell was on SNL, he mentioned that he is exactly the right level of famous. Famous enough to consistently get jobs but not famous enough to be recognized everywhere he goes
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@Volga_Boating Yeah, prior to being able to track crimes across multiple jurisdictions we just didn't notice they were serial killers
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I know this is a joke, but serial killers probably operated under the radar with impunity for centuries. The “era” of serial murder in the 60s-80s was a “sweet spot” where surveillance and forensics had advanced to the point they could be detected, but not yet easily caught
(doctor) Alex Grease@dodgonkulator
The reason we don't have serial killers now is nobody gives a fuck anymore
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@Alanalana27 @saintdutchess My south Asian mother practically force feeds guests
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@saintdutchess If any brown kid would do this to their friend they would get their ass whooped for a week straight but also as a south asian the very concept of not offering your guest food is incomprehensible
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@zchance Yeah we did the trial and I was like 'lets see how many times we actually use it in a month' and turns out a lot 🙈
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@NoblestCalling It's a good service if you can take advantage of it.
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@NoblestCalling I read your post to my wife now we are doing a Walmart order... typical.
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@NoblestCalling @kateiswell Peacock is the most underrated perk! Every Curious George episode is very helpful for our family. And we watched the World Cup in Spanish as an added bonus.
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@Billy_Ocean_ It's definitely one of the better ones visually but the music still makes me cringe every time Spotify throws it into the mix for me
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I agree with this take but it’s insane that our live action versions are getting so bad people are going back and re-evaluating Aladdin, based on how reactions to it were initially
🕷 Scαя ᴱᴰᴹ@_Scarlettftw_
Y por eso, una vez más, se me da la razón de que el live action de Aladdin ha sido de lo mejor hasta ahora Miren el baile del Genio como mantiene el aura caricaturizado y tremenda coreografía que se tira Como amo este live action, locooooo
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@RBPundit My town does this once a year actually but I am uncomfortable leaving my kids with total strangers lol
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Why on earth is babysitting FOR A NIGHT OUT anything that would involve taxpayer money?
Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver
🚨 Zohran Mamdani launches pilot program offering parents free babysitting during a night out.
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@sivori I think it's fine to go to the movies alone but your example is bad. People do book clubs because they love hashing out their thoughts on the book right after reading it just like people love talking about the movie in the parking lot together afterwards
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I always go to the movies alone just like I always read books alone. When I want to read a book, I don't invite three of my friends over to read it with me. That would be mental. If there's any activity less conducive to connecting with your friends, it is sitting silently in a dark room while you are riveted to something happening on a screen. Like books, one's taste in films tends to depend on mood and interest.
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@assignedredhead @thechosenberg Yes! Like seriously the poor kid probably isn't telling you then cause they are picking up on the nervous energy and they start talking when you chill out lol
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@NoblestCalling @thechosenberg Haha, genuinely, why is she thinking about this enough to make a Reddit post? This is so normal - I remember as a teen my best conversations about my day with my mom were at like 9pm on her bed.
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@NoblestCalling and can i post a photo and a video at the same time?? idk
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anyway i finished this piano composition what do you think
сиера ❤️🔥@mrscaew
my productivity while writing a piece of music gets exponentially worse. i’m so close to the end i just need to finish!!!
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