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the worst part of being gay is when you see a hot dude and you can’t tell if you want to be him or sleep with him

@chummasiri don’t mention about your affair with your main chicks father Gemini

claude and i are in the talking stage and he's beginning to ask about my ex (chatgpt)

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

@babruvahanaa If it’s not clear this reply is for you @babruvahanaa IQ rumba kadme ide nimge Adaje explicitly helbeku

@babruvahanaa <shakila Mastani: inta janke porke tagondu pata pata anta hakbeku >

I'm sorry, gay/lesbian couples should not be allowed to adopt babies. You opted out of God's natural plan. You don't get to confuse a child and mess their life up because you are confused and your life is messed up.

@babruvahanaa <shakila Mastani: inta janke porke tagondu pata pata anta hakbeku>

If everything in the universe is God's plan, then making them Gay or Lesbian is God's plan as well. By treating them differently, don't you think you're questioning the God's plan? And, from a kid's perspective, it's definitely better to be raised by a same sex couple in a safe and a comfortable home than an orphanage. Look around, everyone from Osama to Umesh Reddy was raised by straight parents and we all know how they turned out to be. Probably the kid might question once and if the parents are able to educate the kid properly, I'm sure that kid will grow up with more empathy and compassion to the people around him.

i’ve tasted alcohol, i’ve tried cigarettes, but nothing hits worse than getting attached to someone you’re not even dating

Gay men like straight men. Straight men like lesbians. Lesbians like straight women. Straight women like gay men. (Real-life illustration of a circular singly linked list. No null pointer. Just emotional recursion.)

FUCK I HAD MY DICK OUT DELETE THIS NOW @NASA

Hurts when i watch an explicit movie and all I’m seeing is the men’s ass…lemme see his dick too naw😔

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

I’m gonna get slimed for saying this but Keerthy Suresh in Mahanati performed so riveting that it felt as if the GOAT savitri herself pulled a Jesus coming back to life in the form of KS.

I've never sen anything more accurate

i can smell fragile masculinity from a mile away

for your own sanity, do not get obsessed with someone you are not in a relationship with.

i'm fucking crying