Mike Combs

The fans were shouting 'We want Zlatan'. I gave them Zlatan.

@ChelsTransfer @ChelseaFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChelseaFC See Robert Sanchez and need to restart preparations.

Preparations complete. Next up, #ARSCHE. 🫡

@ChaseMit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They never found him after this

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ChaseMit Reseda, on the east side of Reseda blvd, just north of Van Owen.

Also, serious question: where even is another Arby’s in this town? I will at some point be needing The Meats

Devastating news

@ChelsTransfer Yes, Sterling and Silva should get very little action rest of the season. Sterling is a chemistry killer and Silva is every bit of his age now.

HT: Aston Villa 0-2 Chelsea. Looking good upfront and at the back. Are Chelsea better without Raheem Sterling … and Thiago Silva [fantastic servant, but deserves a rest]?

@AZATHLETICS @ArizonaFBall @AudemarTell The young man gets it. Best of luck to you, Martell, you have the right mentality to succeed in whatever you do.

Bet on yourself in 2024. You've seen the ESPN interview, but let the first thing you watch in the new year be this @ArizonaFBall feature, showing how @AudemarTell got to this moment.

Sharing that festive joy in an after-session with our U8s! ⚽️💙

Looks like this place is gonna empty out in a hurry....follow me on Mastodon if you are over there!!! @chimpythecat" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">mas.to/@chimpythecat

Let's join forces to reveal a #TopEleven2024 sneak peek, shall we?? 😉 Hit the 🔃 button to help spread the word! After we hit 3k Reposts, we'll reveal a new feature coming with the update! Play #TopEleven 👉 topeleven.onelink.me/topeleven/repo…

@ChelsTransfer @JacobsBen Just put Caicedo's face on front of kit for the weekend

👕 Chelsea will play Liverpool without a front-of-shirt sponsor. Nothing finalised with Infinite Athlete (via @JacobsBen) #CFC #LFC

The most tiresome people on this hellsite insisted that a safety feature to protect against impersonation was a status symbol, had it turned into a status symbol, then didn't like the status it signified. Truly, amazing.

@LeylaRamos @CarliLloyd The coach rolls out what HE thinks is his best 11 into a generic formation. He is not using the best attributes of each player and considering link ups

@PadmaLakshmi Greeks LOVE fries and putting them IN the gyro keeps it a street food as intended

I forgot to ask, but why the fries IN the sandwich?? Any ideas my Greek people?? #TastetheNation (gyro is from The Greeks outside Tarpon Springs, Florida!)

@ChelseaFCinUSA @TrevohChalobah Damn, how long he going for???

Milan bound 🛫

@Deggans @PadmaLakshmi That is ALWAYS the Republican/Conservative/Right's way, like, forever...

I've been thinking on the media fallout from story on 10-year-old who needed abortion. I think part of this was projection. Those who doubted the story knew THEY would consider making up something to win the argument, so they assumed their opponents did. loom.ly/LQivpVM

@FreddieFreeman5 has a nice new rake!!

@PadmaLakshmi @BravoTopChef @jettila SAUCY

Throwback to this hilarious @BravoTopChef moment. 🤣 #tbt

I don't tweet alot, but Twitter crafted this just for me 🤣 Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Oh no, this guy should not be in office...GEORGIA, DO THE RIGHT THING AND PLEASE RE-ELECT WARNOCK PLEASE!!!

Sunday MOOD instagram.com/p/Cd3ybf4PEd_/…