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Guess the player 99% will not crack this Level=difficult 🧩

@Neduszn8 Ramos and Di Maria

Guess the player?💨💨 LEVEL: VERY DIFFICULT 🔥🔥🔥

@SS0pium @Cobratate Probably his point mate..

@Cobratate hey retard nobody just has 50Ms laying around

The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%. Lifehack - Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work. Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars. Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life. You're welcome.

@RaoulGMI BTC still needs investment and thus a run before we can even consider alts 🤔

ETH/BTC cross is getting very interesting here and is consistent with the rising business cycle (ISM) and rising liquidity... 1/

@BullTheoryio -0.70% 🤦

🚨MASSIVE CRASH IN THE MARKET. Over $3.6 Trillion wiped out in 90 MINUTES. Gold is down 3.76% and has wiped out nearly $1.34 trillion from its market cap. Silver has dumped 8.5% and erased $400 billion from its market cap. The S&P 500 has fallen 1% and erased $620 billion. Nasdaq crashed more than 1.6% and wiped out $600 billion. The Crypto market dumped 3% and wiped out $70 billion.

@MaxCrypto If it’s not predictive the whole cares?

This is unbelievable. $BTC has been literally mimicking the Software ETF for 5+ years now.

@indicatorfn @grok Let’s run it 🐐

@NAFYZEHOVAH @warsurveillance Have you studied any warfare scenarios? If the US would “wipe them off the face of the earth” they just Nuke you back the second you launch anything at them, and guess what? You get wiped out too

@warsurveillance The USA would wipe them off the face of this earth!

🚨🇷🇺🇺🇸 BREAKING Moscow sends a stark warning to Washington. Russia declares that any US strike on Iran would be completely unacceptable and would rank as a monumental mistake with disastrous consequences.

@AshCrypto 2% 😭

WHAT THE ACTUAL PUMP !!!!!!!

RAOUL PAL SAID #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC SOON TIGHTEN YOUR SEATBELTS 🚀

@Physalis20 @lynk0x So crypto is all bs then? Mate it’s a financial asset. The biggest tell tale sign in crypto has been the rate of change of global liquidity. People talk about interest rates but that takes time to affect liquidity, once it does crypto will go up. It’s basic economics

@lynk0x Just another dumbass theory put out by "crypto natives" to retroactively explain the random walk on their charts. Zero predictive power.

M2 my ass

Traders as a species are approaching extinction. No human can outcompete AI fueled by infinite capital and the data of exchanges and market makers each optimizing for extraction at godlike speed. The only play left is (simply) holding provably scarce assets.

@Borg_Cryptos Ur a twat mate. I’m screenshotting this and replying to every one of your posts come the bull run

I tried to warn you !

@HuangBNB Interested, DM for more info

@RaoulGMI @RealVision @kryptensei @Nelo 🍾

Can't miss Drinks with Raoul tomorrow at 6p ET I'll be giving away 1000 $USDC to one lucky winner! To enter: 1. Join the @RealVision waitlist (link below) 2. Drop a screenshot with the email confirmation & mention 2 friends in the comment (NO bots!) 3. Like & RT this post

“The journey of a thousand miles, begins with the first step.” Its not too late to take it, but soon it will be

Like I said. Money needs to flow back into $BTC before we can even discuss alt season.

@orangie Put it on black

i forgot to pick a winner for this .1 bnb giveaway so this guy wins just dm me ur addy and for my play today i will giveaway .1 solana. that's $20. 5 big macs. (i would know) just like this tweet and tell me what u would do with $20.