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A good counsellor shows you hope and a bad one shows you the last hope.

@TrumpUpdateHQ Illegal migrants or illegal muslims?

Wait for the End.

@Curious_Shubh Aaaand - unfollowing for this level of interpretation 🙏

Even I didn't expect from you to hate our own nation Wishing for a safe country isn't wrong, in fact it's a basic need.

In the new order, they levied excessive delivery charge saying that since Zomato placed the order on my behalf, this is a standard practice. Question - Why am I the customer being penalised for unavailability of items without my consent and option of cancellation? @JaagoGrahak

@zomato Here's a little problem i faced with your way of conducting business. I placed an order for 2 items I got to know restaurant has only 1 Your team said they will refund 1 and deliver 1

@sandythapar @BikerGirlkancha Funny that her two minutes of fame had to ride on words like Nation, Bharat and border. Where did I see this template ? 🤔

Sorry @BDUTT you dialled wrong number. #JusticeForFernanda #DumkaGangRape #Jharkhand

@baxiabhishek can't stop laughing

Savdhan rahein, satark rahein.

@inshorts Interstate or Intestate?

Hilarious 90s hands free phone

The horrors of bulldozer "justice". After 151 days, the Muslim teen whose house was demolished gets bail after the complainant and witness told the local court that police asked them to sign the complaint and they didn't know what was in it.

khud jawani mein dhadkan ka suniel shetty bana ghum raha tha aur humko 70 ghante ghulami karne bol raha hai

The Vande Bharat Express zoomed on like anything. Better than even the Eurostar in luxury. A pointed nose like the Shinkansen. A shiny sinewy body like the TGV. The grandeur of the Amtrak. The first class compartment was shiny and new. The bathrooms were spotless. An elderly man was sitting enjoying a piping hot plate of idli sambhar. The ticket checker, dressed in an impeccable suit, came and asked, "Ticket please!" The man simply took out his phone and showed the checker something. It was not a ticket. It was just a picture of his wife - a simple elderly lady in a cotton saree. He was traveling ticketless. To be reunited with the love of his life. Upon seeing this, the entire compartment stood up and saluted this elderly ticketless gent. The catering staff brought him an extra cup of piping hot coffee. He deserved it after a 70 hour week of nation building.

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@Apollo24x7 ordered a medicine and noted that the MRP per the invoice was higher than MRP per medicine box. No way on the app to get it resolved or raise a complaint. @jaagograhakjago

@piyushchaudhry Android enabled dogs 🤣

I need a Google Map feature that shows me a walking route alternative, which has no stray dogs.

@cctvidiots Wank me if you can 🤣

@datta_arvind Victim of the Dunning Kruger effect.

Met a 30 yr old investor today, he has trading accounts in Grow & Zerodha Started Investing around 4 months ago Has 3 stocks in his portfolio 1. Voda Idea 2. Yes Bank 3. Suzlon He believes these can be multi baggers I couldn't say anything to him and walked out of the meeting

@Luthra_Sidharth Can't blame him. Let's wait for his version after he's lasted a decade.

Met a young lawyer from Kolkata who was looking forward to the Puja break and said one of the reasons he became a litigator is the Court vacations.

Bhai @Apollo24x7 koi automated response hi lag walo

@Apollo24x7 ordered diapers from your app on the 18th. Said will deliver on 19th. Still not delivered. Nevermind. I ordered from @letsblinkit Now I need to cancel, or get status, or get refund, or even a response. Will you use time machine to deliver this in past?