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@BoogerCC @flushingitgolf You literally don’t know where Europe is

@flushingitgolf I love how rent free we live in you europoor’s heads. We literally don’t even think about you except when it’s Ryder cup.

The US Ryder Cup fans really are terrible at organised chants. This is a bit desperate really 😂

@WolfLinkin @creepydotorg Are you offering?

@creepydotorg Blowjob? 🤷

You are on a plane that is about to crash, what do you say to the person next to you?

@TansuYegen Why in the flying fuck would you want to go to the trouble of doing that for?

A gadget that allows you to make cube eggs

People who say ‘wow factor’ are invariably dickheads #BritainsMostExpensiveHouses

@anon_opin It’s called sponsorship

"Millennium Dome" was a good name. There was no need whatsoever to rename it to "The O2". It will always be the Millennium Dome to me.

@TansuYegen I bet it’s absolutely digesting

This is Japan’s cheesiest pizza 🍕😋

@TansuYegen Cock cooks Steak with irons

Someone just cooked a steak using a clothes iron like a pro 🥩🔥

@TansuYegen Where’s the bog?

Mercedes-Benz Vision V concept

@TansuYegen Do they fuck

Tiny burgers with fried eggs on top look super tasty 🍔🍳

@hepimp @letterboxd Shite wasn’t it

My ★★ review of Heretic on @letterboxd: boxd.it/9WAjJb

@_andrewkerr_ He’s from Affens

If the ancient greek philosopher and polymath was from Manchester Aristockle

@MySinHisBlood @creepydotorg Oh do fuck off

@creepydotorg Sin isn’t a joke. Lust isn’t entertainment. This post mocks holiness and celebrates depravity flee it. (2 Tim. 2:22)

@ramonagusta @BBC Back to Life

Can anyone name a single *funny* BBC comedy from the last 15 years? 🤔 @BBC

@TansuYegen It’s only been around about 30 years

Smart glass can change from clear to dark with electricity to control sunlight and heat 🌞🔌

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Hairless fat cunt

What would you name this Sphynx cat

@fesshole You’ve been an idiot for a lot longer

I've been a plumber for 30 years, and I have no idea what the difference is between the two buttons on a toilet flush. Far too late to ask now

@InternetH0F Can I have to bit that collects around the plug hole please

We gotta stop letting this guy get access to the kitchen and the liquor cabinet

@lembitopik Are you fucking stupid or something? They learned lessons and released early it to stop fuckwits like you from spreading false information and promoting civil unrest like you did after the Southport incident. How the fuck did you get anywhere near governemt?

BBC & police keep stating Liverpool car incident suspect is “a British white man.” Why do BBC & police keep stating his colour when they didn’t disclose Southport murder suspect’s colour at the same point in news reporting? What makes this suspect’s colour so much more important?

@TansuYegen He pre marked it obviously

Next level engineering…

@TansuYegen Looks absolutely disgusting

Healthy protein bomb…