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Trump's term ends in.. scripting.com/misc/howlongfo…

@MeghanMcCain Try ivermectin and bleach

Can someone who is an expert in this space just keep it real with me and tell me if I should be worried about Hantavirus or not? I've got 3 kids and the youngest is 4 months old, I don't know what to believe.

@SarahLongwell25 @davidsirota And precocious

@davidsirota I’m 46.

“I am not interested in factional fighting,” suddenly declares a leader of the corporate/centrist movement waging an intense unending factional war against the center-left for the last 40 years

Until we, the white folks, decide that voting rights matter, we're simply putting the burden for action on those who suffer the injustice, rather than putting ourselves out front to correct what's wrong. Racism is the easy default position for the talented white athletes.

@FBIDirectorKash FUN FACT: When Kash first arrived at the FBI, personalized Bourbon of the FBI Director had no role at the Bureau.

@Carey3060831622 @Variety FU

@Variety Stay out of politics

Ian McKellen reveals Obi-Wan Kenobi actor Alec Guinness advised him to stay quiet on gay rights because it's "unseemly for an actor to dabble in political affairs": "I didn't follow" "He had heard about my work to establish Stonewall – a lobby group to present to the government and the world at large the case for treating UK lesbians and gays equally under the law with the rest of the population. He thought it somewhat unseemly for an actor to dabble in public or political affairs and advised me, sort of pleaded with me, to withdraw. Advice from an older generation, which I "didn’t follow." (via The Guardian) variety.com/2026/film/news…

@GOverload85653 @Variety STFU

@Variety All actors and singers should stay out of politics and if they want to go be a politician

@mehdirhasan LBJ is the most impressive president of my lifetime

Wow! What a gotcha! An incomplete headline quote from me from February 2023, more than 6 months before the genocide began, and after which I regularly condemned Biden as a genocide enabler. I also said in that interview, the rest of the quote: "Now, you might say that’s a low bar compared to Ronald Reagan, George W Bush, Donald Trump, but even compared to the two Democrats who are semi-worshipped by some in their party, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, I think Biden objectively – on paper a list of achievements – has done more." Like Bernie Sanders, I stand by that assessment on the domestic front - or do you think Bush or Reagan or Clinton were better presidents? Idiot.

@mehdirhasan You forgot Carter 😄

FINALLY. I have been waiting for someone with a platform to say this out loud. I pulled my binder off the shelf the second I saw this. Green three-ring. Six tabs. One for each time we've run this exact play. Tabs are color-coded by decade. Tab 1 is the Mujahideen. Excellent citation. Training program was genuinely world-class. We identified motivated fighters, provided Stinger missiles, and within a few years they controlled most of the country. Program exceeded every deliverable. The graduates went on to establish several independent organizations. Some of those organizations are now tracked by a different department. I don't have access to that binder. Tab 2 is Nicaragua. Similar energy. Identified the freedom-oriented opposition, routed funding through creative channels. The funding got briefly complicated — there was a congressional hearing, someone needed a lawyer, someone shredded documents on live television — but the CONCEPT was sound. Tab 2 has a laminated lessons-learned card. The first lesson is "don't televise the shredding." Tab 3 is Libya, 2011. Armed the rebels. Gaddafi fell in eight months. Country then transitioned into a stable democratic — I'm checking my notes. Tab 3 has a Post-It that says "skip in briefings." There's a second Post-It under it that says "seriously, skip." Tab 4 is the Syrian moderate opposition. Allocated $500 million to train and equip freedom fighters. Produced roughly sixty. That's $8.3 million per graduate. Several defected on day one. One cohort handed their weapons directly to the people we trained them to fight. My colleague called it the most expensive regifting in military history. Tab 4 is mostly Post-It notes and a resignation letter someone didn't send. Tab 5 is Yemen. I'm not going to talk about Tab 5. Tab 5 is just Post-It notes. Starting Tab 6 tonight. Iran. Already bought the divider. Orange. My wife asked why I was labeling a new binder tab at 11 PM on a Thursday. I told her we're doing it again. She said doing what again. I said the thing that works. She asked which one worked. I've been looking for that tab for twenty minutes.

Since Trump launched the war on Iran, gas prices have jumped from $2.98 to $4.55 a gallon. Working families can’t afford that. We need to invest in the needs of the American people, not spend billions on an unconstitutional war. This war must end NOW.

@DaddyEnry @HistoryBoomer Occam's razor

@HistoryBoomer And how the fuck would you know? Are you that deluded that you think you know what is happening everywhere, all at once? Like you have some advanced knowledge above anyone else? No, you just have an opinion, like everyone else, you are either right or wrong, simple as that.

This is just embarrassing. The truth is, weird shit gets photographed, but there are no aliens visiting the Earth.

@robertgraham @HistoryBoomer Carl is not a skinjob

@HistoryBoomer They fail to consider that you may actually be one of the aliens and that you are feigning disbelief as some sort of disinformation campaign.

The difference is that my opinion is correct, and everyone who thinks aliens have been doing flybys of the Earth is wrong.

@chasedownleads Your real problem is shitty beer

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now What the hell happened to this country?

@DreaTheVirgo777 @seattleiminyou You've both made the correct decisions

@seattleiminyou 📣 his house was dirty it was not about the couch. Continue not shutting the fuck up, cuz now we know who doesn’t like dogs… and more..📣

I am so picky when it comes to dating. Last year I went to a street fair with this guy and he wouldn’t get his face painted with me and I was like immediately this is not anybody I want to be with bye

@ryangrim Because she's still a grifter?

MTG sacrificed her political career to stand against genocide, against Trump, against the Epstein Class, and to defend the survivors of Epstein’s trafficking. If that doesn’t earn credibility I don’t know what possibly could.

Elon Musk should not be admired or respected. Elon Musk should be feared as a wealthy gangster who pushes any button to get what he wants. What Elon Musk wants is to benefit himself,amass more billions of dollars and never have a single altruistic notion. Elon Musk's game is to get as much as he can as fast as he can. To him you can either get out of his way or...that's it really. Elon Musk wants us all to get out his way. Elon Musk owes America reparations for "DOGE" and helping shove Trump down our throats. Elon Musk in no way supports free speech except for himself. For Elon Musk free speech never has to be truthful speech. Elon Musk always gets the last word. He owns the media. Question everything he says or does. @elonmusk

@davidclowery They never ran the article from Rita Coolidge's perspective

I wonder if my Gen Z students are seeing lists like this and having the same reaction we had in the early 1980s when Rolling Stone was one article after another about the same handful of classic 1960s hippy band recordings. "Wait wasn't there an article just last month about the making of Layla?" "Yeah but this one is from Bobby Whitlocks perspective, last month was a Ouija board interview with Carl Radle, conducted by Joni Mitchell's favorite psychic."

@sablethorn @SohrabAhmari He might be a sociopath who doesn't want to destroy America, so it's definitely an upgrade

@SohrabAhmari let's hope that's enough to win. i'll take anyone on either side who isn't a complete sociopath hellbent on destroying america

Gavin Newsom reminds me of these white guys I knew in college and then my Teach for America days: good-looking, hard-drinking, socially magnetic (and somewhat self-consciously so). They were largely apolitical. Cracked racist and sexist jokes. But at some point in the late Obama era, the ones I stayed in touch with turned woke --- or really, proto-woke. Not because they gave a shit about any of it, but because they had a preternatural sense that that's how things were going to be for a while. And I'm not even saying this like it's a bad thing. It's just how they were. There was something almost admirable about how ruthlessly unprincipled they were. Almost.

@kenklippenstein @PeterTwinklage She also said aliens are demons Marjorie Taylor Greene Tells Bill Maher She Believes In Demons — From Outer Space share.google/hIIQGjsNGg85CD…

How is Marjorie Taylor Greene less of a sucker than the most powerful Democrat in the country x.com/mtgreenee/stat…

God damn it. Don’t make me have to come down there and defend Billy Joel.