Simon Crook

@CaldicotTownAFC @GoytreFC Sando was class today. Mom for me but a great team performance against the money men 💙

INTO THE NEXT ROUND! 🏆 A 3-1 win against @GoytreFC puts us through to the second round of the Ardal South Cup. New signings Jake Davies and Lewis Grant grab their first goal for us, Ben Donoghue also adds to his tally for the season! 💪 #CTAFC

@rustyrossco @LADbibleUKNews @JHarrison93 @LRJPuss23 Haha catfish 🤣

@LADbibleUKNews Sounds like something you’d do @JHarrison93 😂😂 @chipmiguel @LRJPuss23

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Back to back tours completed. A hell of a lot of laughs with the best lads. #CTAFC

@petergreen31 @EmAtack I really hope not mate.. she was born in 89 🤦🏻‍♂️

@EmAtack 80s crush right there

Dressed as a Guinness ☘️

Much better from Liverpool. Bajcetic with hell of a game for an 18 year old 👏🏻#LFC #LIVEVE

@rustyrossco @fesshole Haha it does sound pretty close, but I’m class at mine 🙋🏻‍♂️

@fesshole Is this you @chipmiguel ?? 😂😂

I have no idea what my job is, I just respond positively to emails and say to anyone copied in "you should be able to get that sorted, right ?" They even promoted me and I asked whats involved. "Just keep doing what your doing for more pay."

@CaldicotTownAFC @blaenavonblues What’s the away stats looking like? 🤦🏻‍♂️

We return to Jubilee Way on Saturday to face @blaenavonblues as we try extending our excellent run at home. The last time we failed to win at home was April 2nd and since then: Games: 11 Goals: 23 Conceded: 5 Fortress.💙 #CTAFC

@CaldicotTownAFC @ChepstowTownAFC Who told you that score. Defo 5-2. Lol

Full time result: @CaldicotTownAFC U19’s 4-0 @ChepstowTownAFC U19’s. Excellent result in the derby at Jubilee Way for our youth team!👏💙 #CTAFC

@SteveTBright @AbergavennyTFC @CaldicotTownAFC Can’t wait to “play” them for the 3rd time at home once their first team season has finished. Embarrassing.

@rustyrossco Russia win and both teams to score.. dominant display by Russia, but Ukraine nick one on the break. Putin also to be booked. #UKRRUS

I can only see a Russian win here,, 0-1 I’m going for #UKRRUS

And that is where the 3 points were won. Ox was horrendous, Thiago was incredible. #LFC

@Lukedwardssss King Pasty 🤴

@chipmiguel don’t forget pasty’s programme

Anfield bound.. 3 points please! #LIVNOR #LFC

@rustyrossco @mynameisRobbo @LRJPuss23 @ellhuss14 Trap 3, then trap 1, then trap 4, then trap 2 as last resort..

@mynameisRobbo @chipmiguel @LRJPuss23 @ellhuss14 remind you of Sunday?? 😂😂

If u stand next to someone while they’re pissing in the only spare urinal when there’s a free cubicle it’s a bit weird. Or is it? If you go into the cubicle when you don’t need a shit and there’s a spare urinal then you’re a pussy who isn’t comfortable with their own sexuality

@Lukedwardssss Pasty boy.. can’t be trusted away from the club

les is free

@Lukedwardssss @tom_wetter96 @bet365 Coming down the fc?

@tom_wetter96 @bet365

@bet365 this is a joke need a good free bet from this absolutely shafted me

@LukeyJ93 @CaldicotTownAFC @Aber_Excelsiors @daisyboi08 @CoreyBowee 3 minutes you played. Pipe down

@CaldicotTownAFC @Aber_Excelsiors @daisyboi08 @CoreyBowee @CoreyBowee’s shot was going out for a thrown in massive OG

Well done to our reserves today who beat @Aber_Excelsiors 4-2 to hold their position in second place. Goals scored by: @daisyboi08 (2) @CoreyBowee (1) Harvey Cochrane (1) #CTAFC

@Lukedwardssss @JoshFittonBcfc And your the one banned 🤣🤣

@JoshFittonBcfc Yeah he told me to fuck off when I was near the bar so I said get outside now and he said no so I went outside and waited for him to go into the cellar then gripped him by the throat and told him to not speak to me or anyone else like that

@Lukedwardssss Fat.

@chipmiguel yeah just in greggs a sec picking up the days leftovers