Saint-Sylvestre Filet-O-Fish

@Zman1863 @mrmedina Isn't it interesting how he explicitly points out that his concubines would be children, not adults?

@mrmedina He just wants to collect more concubines

american culture and identity is war and violence. it’s not joy. it’s not community. it’s not music. it’s perceived power. team usa’s celly is a military salute. it’s so weird. nothing has been clearer this entire tournament when compared to other countries.

@OfficialFPL Less than if you grew eyes and gave Semenyo his second goal

Gameweek 29 ✅ How many Bonus Points did your side pick up? ➡️➡️➡️ preml.ge/1pd06na6 #FPL

@OfficialFPL Give him the second goal, exact same rib touch Joao Pedro got an assist for

🥈 2024/25: 165pts 🥇 2025/26: 172pts Antoine Semenyo surpasses his best-ever points tally with nine Gameweeks remaining 👏 #FPL

@OfficialFPL @ManUtd For doing absolutely fuck all in a loss, meanwhile Semenyo is robbed of a goal and bonus points

The 7th time this season Bruno Fernandes has picked up maximum Bonus Points 📊 #FPL @ManUtd

@rolothinks @xGPhilosophy Tears in the aftermath

@xGPhilosophy Handball in the build up too

A goalkeeper would be expected to save this 96% of the time

@OfficialFPL That's off Semenyo's back

Goal - RODRI Assist - AIT-NOURI Man City 2-1 Nott'm Forest (62 mins) #FPL #MCINFO

@AjPeterson88 @MattModderno @Terrapins247 @Jeff_Ermann More like "let's find a piecemeal player who won't accidentally win games"

@MattModderno @Terrapins247 @Jeff_Ermann “How can we get some people to come to the next couple games?”

Ya love to see it @Terrapins247 @Jeff_Ermann

@usmntonly I mean it's definitely a solid piece of play – particularly for a CB – but let's not get carried away. He basically just got half a yard on a guy defending at Sunday league level and then drove in a good low cross that also wasn't defended well and got a really good final touch

This assist from 19-year-old Noahkai Banks is special. What a talent for the USMNT 🇺🇸

@cmbftbl @jeffisrael25 Clearly if it wasn't for DEI, the US would have won every World Cup to date

@jeffisrael25 They didn’t get their medal for 14th because of the Trans

didn't know they were honoring the 14th place 1994 US Soccer team, too.

@fritzhahn What's he having?

Sitting directly next to Alex Ovechkin at Eebee’s wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card, but here we are…

@JayRockerz @W_Brown21 @BobbyBancroft I can send you mine for free lol

@W_Brown21 @BobbyBancroft If someone wants to forgot the fees I’ll pay them $1 in person.

People are trying to sell tickets to tonight's Maryland men's basketball game against Iowa for just $1. It only costs $6 with fees included to get in, but they aren't being bought.

@Austin19942184 @PCreighton1 @CSOonX x.com/i/status/20212… you mean like you?

@PCreighton1 @CSOonX Can’t handle someone having a different political opinion than you?

R.I.P. James Van Der Beek. Can't believe the actors who played Mox, Billy Bob & Lance Harbor in "Varsity Blues" have now all passed away. 💔

@strobersports @TheDMVLive That GOP staffer's battery is about to die with no charging station in sight, you absolutely hate to see it

Current seen in Navy Yard, D.C.. Disaster.

@usldunkerque Action magnifique

BUUUUUT ! A la récupération et à la finition : Vincent Sasso ! Notre numéro 23 inscrit son deuxième but de la saison 😍 0️⃣ - 2️⃣ 59' #TeamUSLD #MHSCUSLD

@Jeff_Ermann Terrell Stoglin 2012

Still no word on Pharrell Payne's health status. Other than Jahmir Young on that team that struggled a few years ago, hard to recall many Maryland teams that have relied on one guy as much.

@JoeMomma833 @atrupar Probably all the land with all the oil. They're not respecting dibs or finder's keeper's.

@atrupar LMAO, exactly what land did Venezuela take from the United States?

Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled in the History of South America. It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the United States of America all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us. The illegitimate Maduro Regime is using Oil from these stolen Oil Fields to finance themselves, Drug Terrorism, Human Trafficking, Murder, and Kidnapping. For the theft of our Assets, and many other reasons, including Terrorism, Drug Smuggling, and Human Trafficking, the Venezuelan Regime has been designated a FOREIGN TERRORIST ORGANIZATION."

@wmata @TARZAN1022 This doesn't help when they show up and just sit idle for 10+ minutes with no announcements. Finally got off and heard something about the station operator needing to locate the train operator. What are we doing?

@TARZAN1022 Hello there. Trains on the Green Line are operating every 16 minutes with single tracking between Georgia Avenue and U Street due to winter construction. More info can be found here: x.com/Metrorailinfo/… We're sorry for the delays to your trip and appreciate your patience. -CA

What's up with yall time intervals on the #GREENLINE today @wmata !!??

@wmata nice job holding people on the platform for 30+ minutes in mid-morning rush hour with zero updates whatsoever. I love having to cancel medical appointments because you don't let me physically get to them. Can I get a refund on my fare and my appointment cancellation fee?

@gbrlee74 @Brett_McMurphy LOL

@Brett_McMurphy Georgia may get the number one seed based on strength of conference.

As the No. 1 seed, Indiana headed to the Rose Bowl & will play winner of No. 8 vs. No. 9 1st-round game

@CarbonFreeFacts @RealRobReinhart Says the guy celebrating a win in November against an unranked team. Georgetown basketball hasn't sniffed relevance in 2 decades

@chitsweire @RealRobReinhart Celebrating mediocrity is goofy 😜

#BREAKING: Five-star SF Baba Oladotun is committing to Maryland, per source. The Class of 2026 commit from Silver Spring chooses the Terps over Arkansas, Kentucky, and Georgetown. A major get for a Maryland program that is a clear favorite of the DMV recruiting pool.