chloe

When people at school say "you'd love my home friends they're just like us"

life would be sooo good without my curse

Just saw a bday boys ig story of an 8 man dinner all phones out flash filming tilapia. We are so cooked

Having teeth and eyes makes me feel insecure because that’s a fish trait. What distinguishes me from a fish is having hair, feet, and hands. What makes me a human is going to a party.

this is the type of shit my hangxiety has me believing i’ve done

Today’s to do list: -Think about past failures -Spend $15-200 -Reflect on recent trauma -Become so over caffeinated I get scared -Abuse a substance

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

Being neurodivergent means Your brain: genius Your nervous system: Victorian orphan

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

right before you hit rock bottom you will have a cooking game on your phone

for my birthday everybody gotta wear iamgia sets, niggas included!

what age do we start meeting up for bingo cause im ready now

tweak NOW!!! Assign SO MUCH significance and meaning to absolutely everything until you fucking GO INSANE

Ive changed my ways and became a better person because of that infographic you posted on your story

I answered the phone “wassup wit it ” why this ngga hung up & text me talm bout some “call me when you ready to be a lady”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kaitlyn_kross @chlocaine__ I wanna go home to 17 & Montgomery @kaitlyn_kross @AnnaMalsky

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

doing this for my kids after coming home from a month long bender in Vegas