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@433 Yes he absolutely should!!!

𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐓-𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝟓𝟖 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 ⚽⚽⚽ Harry Kane breaks Robert Lewandowski's record for the most goals scored in a season by a Bundesliga player across all competitions: 🇵🇱 Lewandowski in 2019-20: 55 ⚽ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kane in 2025-26: 58 ⚽ Just look at those numbers... What a ridiculous season from Kane 🤯 Should he win the Ballon d'Or? 👀

@justdavenow89 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Who had the COVID vaccine and had zero side effects except for a sore arm and feeling little rough for a day

@usrnamewastkn @ma1ybe Brain dead people also have a heartbeat and we’ll pull life support anyway

@ma1ybe There is a heartbeat

There are no feet at 8 weeks. Hope this helps

@hantalkstaylor Bang bang bang by Christina Perri

I’m assembling a team

@WestHamPlace Brentford, Villa, and Forest wins

Predictions? Brentford v West Ham Aston Villa v Spurs Chelsea v Forest

@SpursOfficial @HSBC_Sport WELL DESERVED!!

Antonin Kinsky is your Player of the Match following his 🔝 performance and clean sheet against Wolves 👏 📈 @HSBC_Sport

@change4spurs Kinsky

Who are you pick in goal for the Wloves game if Vicario is fit?

@TheSpursExpress @GeorgeSessions Five games in a row before man United ok

🎙️| Roberto De Zerbi: “It is not finished yet. We have another five games. It is tough. Everyone knows it is a tough moment and a difficult situation. “We have another five games and 15 points. This team is able to win five games in a row.” @GeorgeSessions

@mitch_fretton I think a win would’ve cinched us staying up but we were so close and we didn’t play poorly, I think we still have a chance. If we’d lost, it would’ve been over

Had to win. It’s over for me now, we don’t recover from that.

@muheediva01 My company automatically gives you your birthday off

ADULTS OVER 30; do you take off work for your birthday , or do you think it’s childish?

@OfficialFPL No I’m a spurs fan. It’s honestly a relief at this point 😭😂

It's a waiting game ⏳

@kaleighf My biggest struggle is finding tasks AI can actually help with and do better than I can. Lots of things it can do faster. Not many are better, or even as good. I see content people talk about automating with AI, but haven’t found good use cases myself!

I am legitimately curious what people want to learn about AI (as it relates to content marketing right now.) People on content teams: What are the Qs you're asking? What are you working to solve?

@emilykmay Honestly to me it $900 hurts 😂😂 I got induced for my last labor bc of high blood pressure and before my epidural kicked in I was like 4cm dilated and was like I would rather die than do this for the remaining 6cm

after i had a water birth with my daughter one of my friends asked to talk to me about possibly doing an epidural-free birth. when i asked her why she was curious about it, she looked at me very seriously and said, "because an epidural costs $900."

@MereHarvey @emilykmay Putting the kids to bed is not something the husband should be “helping” with. As a parent, he should be equally as capable of putting his kids to bed. If my husband could not handle putting our kids to bed without me, I would absolutely be shaming him bc that’s not partnership

@ChloeWest28 @emilykmay Sounds like he’s trying to help his wife with a responsibility generally under her purview. She then mocks and criticizes him on a podcast as an incompetent husband? This is not how healthy marriages operate and should not be commended

a massive parenting platform run by two moms wrote a piece on being the default parent while being married to a "an amazing husband who is an equal partner in every way" and she talked about how her "tipping point" was that he didn't know where they kept the pajamas

@MereHarvey @emilykmay But this mom wrote that her breaking point was when her husband didn’t know where the pajamas were. That indicates to me that he did not look around and find pajamas bc if he did, the wife would never have known. Sounds like he didn’t look and instead went straight to his wife

@ChloeWest28 @emilykmay By dividing instead of sharing responsibilities, most tiny conflicts about task management in the home can be avoided. I have no doubt this husband can find some clothes and put clothes away if actually needed. We need to stop villainizing men for not sharing all domestic tasks.

@MereHarvey @emilykmay Not knowing something as simple as where the pajamas are is a critical indicator that they’re not actually that involved in things like putting clothes away or getting the kid ready for bed, which is something that both parent should be able to do without needing help

@emilykmay Sure, I just laugh at the suggestion that knowing where the kids pajamas are is some kind of critical indicator. Under his care, are the kids happy, safe, well fed, and being intentionally connected with?

@Zelda_thfc Lmfao this was perfect 😂😂😂

Call me Anne Boleyn cos I am all in ready to lose my head for this Tudor.

@AndrewZywiecMD THEY DON’T BUT I’D ALSO RATHER HAVE AN AUTISTIC KID THAN A DEAD ONE

VACCINES. CAUSE. AUTISM.

@JoeKassabian Like, the fact that whole milk is and has always been recommended by pediatricians for young kids?? What even is this campaign??

Why is everything this administration does so fucking weird