chlo

i literally do not care about anything besides the book i’m reading and crystal castles

This morning I tweeted about a book that I'd borrowed from the library. The author responded. He works for the NYT so this tracks with their whole vibe. Despite enjoying it I'm not going to finish it. Because as a writer myself, I say without hesitation libraries rule.

honestly this show is so fucking TRIGGERING it should never air

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

my ideal diet is mildly grazing on random crackers and caffeinated beverages all day and then having a 1300 calorie burrito at 10PM

*hits vape* *hits joint* *sips whiskey* *takes a bite from mcdonalds burger* i wonder whats wrong with me

Hello sharks. Tonight I am seeking $10,000 for an epic night with my absolute boys

influencers are just modern day avon ladies

Yessss! I love to see women in male-dominated fields!

gogglebox is 100% the best show on tv. i am very sad that i am american and cannot be on it

jersey shore had so much good lingo lmfaooo GRENADES got it

Starting your day with one of these is worse for your overall health than a key bump

Any time I hear someone describe themselves as a “dog person”

Not my opps linking up