Chloe Petts

🚨 READ ALL ABOUT IT 🚨 Transience is finished but I’m ready to do it all over again with my new show If You Can’t Say Anything Nice at the Edinburgh Fringe. Sick poster (📷 by the incredible Matt Stronge). Grab yourself some tickets pleasance.co.uk/event/chloe-pe…

All new Walking The Dog with brilliant comedian @ChloePetts - listen now wherever you get your pods 🐶🎧 pod.link/1220510307/epi…

If you like wit with a playful, sardonic streak look no further. Don’t mess with Petts and don’t miss her either.” Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard ★★★★ Tickets are selling fast for @ChloePetts on Sunday 9th March! Get yours now! 👉komedia.co.uk/shows/chloe-pe…

Hull! I’m on with this huuuuge lineup this Friday @connexinlive and there’s some tickets left! connexinlivehull.com/whats-on/hull-…

📢Tickets on sale NOW for @AniaMags 15 Feb 🎟️ ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-the…

PSA @EkowEshun’s new book is absolutely extraordinary. Creative non-fiction following the lives of five important black men through history, interspliced with excellent personal essays. Would recommend everyone support their local bookshop and pick up a copy.

Tonight’s episode is sweet and full of rich surprises. Our lovely panel will talk all things Caramel Week. An Extra Slice is tonight at 8pm on Channel 4. #GBBO

When last night's dreams become today's reality 🥞🤤 @ChloePetts #OutofOrder #RosieJones #JudiLove #ChloePetts

Don't miss the Biggest Live Show of Ed Fringe!⭐🤩 Last tickets available to see these comedians live at the Fringe, feat @chloepetts, @sophiedukebox, @hugedavies, and many more!! 📍Grab those tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/itvx-… #nextupcomedy #edfringe #edinburghfringe

@Emprenempren @LauraPAuthor I will be in touch with my lawyers

@LauraPAuthor Someone get this to @ChloePetts

Yesterday I went into a well-known shoe retailer to get my 8yo daughter’s feet measured. The girl who served us asked if I was planning to buy shoes. I said ‘possibly’. She said ‘because SOME PEOPLE just come in for a free measure’. I said ‘oh’. She said ‘and it’s very ANNOYING.’

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 for Chloe Petts from One4Review! 🎉 You can catch Chloe Petts at @ThePleasance Courtyard, 1-25 Aug (not 14), 19:00

So funny the guy behind us nearly choked. Go see!! @ChloePetts #EdFringe24 #chloepetts #standup

Shows I’d be going to see if I was in Edinburgh this summer: @AngelaBarnes @ChloePetts @AliWoodsGigs @AnnaAkana @Miriammargolyes @lucyportercomic @doctor_benji @Hannahgadsby @AnuvabPal @scottbcomedyuk @jessicafostekew @finlaycomedy #SarahKeyworth for starters 🎤 @edfringe #comedy

Opening weekend at @edfringe 💅🏻 9:15pm @AssemblyFest Would adore you all to come! Party bus fun time promised! 💋 Director ✏️ @ChloePetts Producer 💎 @ImpatientUK Photo 📸 @beccarr11 Design 🎨 @haiminh TIX LINK 🎟️ 🔗 assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/500-j…

@JSharForestSurv @mynewfootyclub @OfficialECFC @jonbeera @AlfieIndra I think I just plucked a team out of thin air and I’m sorry it was you that took the bullet. Can’t remember what I said but I think more talking about league standings than our head to head? Regardless, I mean Forest no ill will and won’t be considering it a rivalry 😘

@mynewfootyclub @OfficialECFC @jonbeera @AlfieIndra @ChloePetts Just listened to this fine episode and was shocked to hear disparaging remarks from C Petts about the quality of Nottingham Forest. Facts are in the last 6 matches between NF v CP actually Forest have won 2 drawn 4 lost 0. Let the rivalry begin.

@officiallythew @BBCRadio4 @EdGambleComedy That’s very kind, thank you so much x

First episode of my debut @BBCRadio4 show Toilet Humour is out now on BBC Sounds and I would love you to listen! Features @EdGambleComedy as the ghost of Sir Thomas Crapper and delightfully so may I say: bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m…

Go find a dog to love as much as we loved Grady!

If this happened and I was 15 I would have spontaneously combusted

My fucking king

If you've got a dilemma, it's maybe best not to ask @ChloePetts for advice... Listen to the #ElisAndJohn podcast on BBC Sounds 🎙️