Chloe

@tweetsauce @veritasium if hypothetically speaking, I raised a baby in a box just big enough to accommodate it's size... would the baby stop growing when it was too big for the box? would it grow at all? 🧿-🧿

a movie like 13 going on 30 but it’s 3 going on 93 so they wake up one day old as fuck crying and pissing and they love watching paw patrol on an ipad

@TedNivison I hate you, Ted

Gatorade should be thicker

Hey @thunderf00t , this wind turbine/solar panel gives me solar roadway vibes, would this be a good idea though?

Bloody hell how long are people gonna keep dragging Pewdiepie down? Unlike other youtubers the guy gave a sincere apology, worked on himself, and used his platform to donate to charities and brighten the day for people who are feeling down. What else do they want from him?

@TedNivison please reconsider, Ted

If you couldn’t do a double backflip mere moments out of the womb don’t even think about talking to me

Me for the past two years: “yeah I used to be super into game grumps but then I fell off it and stopped watching after i realized just how much of a prick Arin is. Dan is still cool tho” Today:

Stop trying to cancel pewdiepie or you're on the naughty list.

I've got no idea why markiplier is trending but I'm going to assume it's because people are scared of him and his tactical whip

MARKIPLIER SUPREMACY

@andreewallin you're fucking crazy holy shit this is so godly

Sketch Final

what is the best minecraft wood and why is it dark oak

@TedNivison he sex 😳🙈🙈

Reply to this tweet with some terrible bumper stickers, it's for a thing.

you’re built like a bull toad. you know who you are

theres this girl who makes a whole ass soundtrack every year for a MINECRAFT UHC COMPETITION and it always blows my mind how's she so good and how does she make so much music (and royalty free *cries*) sinesita my beloved

Guy Fieri is lying to you. He has never eaten food. He doesn’t even know what food is. His shows are figments of your imagination, and his hair is CGI. Food Network spends billions of dollars a year to cover this up.

@PaulTribbey @elonmusk this is ridiculously cute omg