Tried To Be An Angel

Pete Alonso will always be special to me because he came at the perfect time. I was so devastated when David retired since he’s my favorite player. I didn’t know if I would still truly enjoy watching the team. Pete has brought me so much joy!🧡💙

Unfortunately, I do believe in cutting off family if needed.

sometimes a big t-shirt is lingerie

ohhh hey @Dame_Lillard 👋 Damian Lillard came out to support us for our first home game this year!

@Raindropsmedia1 Just wear the uniform as intended. Clock in and clock out. Doesn't need to be a discussion.

Every moral panic about women “abandoning the home” is also a panic about who will do the labor if women stop doing it for free.

there is no headline in 2026 that can surprise me anymore

lebron venting to this kid is the funniest thing i’ve seen in awhile

How long is her fcking lunch break

why do baby clothes have pockets when they have no money or goals

When did Carson Benge think he'd have a shot to make his spectacular catch in the 9th inning? "Whenever it went in my glove" 😂

kacey musgraves rolling about target dressed as an armadillo, nothing out of the ordinary

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“is michael jackson bigger than-“ yes, yes he is.

Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in on a couple's argument in public if I have a good point to make?

@spaceyamanda Hell On Me.

What’s everyone’s favorite song at the moment from Middle of Nowhere? Mines Everybody Wants To Be A Cowboy 🤠 open.spotify.com/track/6ULjjAbw…

Mark Vientos goes yard twice to help the @Mets secure a series victory!

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic