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@MwendiaJnr You know there are things like marital citizenship…& the Kiburi of teaching locals that can be replaced

Medics, what happened to those 100 Cuban medical specialists hired during Uhuru’s regime? Did the 100 doctors finally return to Cuba after their contracts expired? Those Cuban doctors were really eating well ,800K per month while local doctors were unemployed.

@MkenyaMzi Didn’t they announce some insane unbelievable profit the other day…? Don’t ask me where they own real estate

How can something like posta die when ecommerce is thriving , I am requesting the government to make me a CEO of posta for only 6 months , I will revive Posta then review my contract after 6 months

@Ayieko__ How they don’t have standard issue smart mobile phones that every security personnel on this land gets zoned out on…?

We probably make everything here except the helmet. The guns and everything else is made in Kenya 🔥🔥

@alexmwanzo Waiting for that headline …..sirkal proposes better services ….their operational term sadly , is “PUNITIVE”

At this point fuck this country

@ignyharaz2 Leaving the Gilgil disorder and dust and suddenly it’s lush green and quiet horses ….there must have been a gate house sometimes back at this location

Nachoka sana hii taon. Anyway alinyoosha mkono

@luxemiaa @mmnjug Half the population. … you had me

I was settled into my window seat on a flight when a flight attendant came over and asked if I would switch to a middle seat. Apparently the man sitting next to me said his religion did not allow him to sit beside a woman he wasn’t married to. I listened politely. Then I looked at the middle seat they were offering me. Absolutely not. I had specifically chosen and paid for my window seat. I was not giving it up so a stranger could avoid sitting next to half the population. I told the flight attendant, “Then he should consider traveling with his wife.” That was my full response. I wasn’t rude. I wasn’t loud. I simply declined to inconvenience myself to solve a problem that was not mine. The flight attendant nodded and moved on. The man........

@rex_maina But why …

Makosa imefanyika 😂😂😂 Ukiguzanga hio front brake tyre ikiwa hio angle, it locks na hakunanga option, lazima uende chini... It doesn't matter hata kama kwa gym unainuanga 500kgs, gravity does the job. Tip: use rear brake.

@bungomaduke The cops in town have new toys. The Skorpions at the airport this week on regular foot patrol…..

There's a friend who is a police officer niliona amepost hii. I've lived for 23 Years and I've never seen such a rifle hapa Kenya. I'm convinced beyond doubt hakuna kama hii hapa Kenya. Even our elite forces hawana.

@baroswahjr @mougendi Sisal and its derivatives. Long ago Bougainville thrived …aren’t we just in love with mud. One time, someone in foreign affairs planted stones on that patch…. Uni students had full stock missiles for their riots

User experience should always guide design. In a place where people keep leaving the pavement and walking on the grass, then the design has already failed. Unless you plan to employ someone to arrest people for using the shortest and most natural path , which is obviously not feasible , then just pave the area. Good urban design does not fight human behaviour; it understands it and adapts to it. I hope this is not the final solution for Kenya National Highways Authority because honestly it will not work .Then who will consistently water the lawns now that rain does not get there .

@OmaeOkara The name ….DUKAWALLA…. That IBEA Iron Snake Builders brought this to town. We adopted.

Dear future shop owners. Who bewitched you. Hii design ya frame 2; tu ndio mnataka? Lets have a conversation as a country. They look pathetic na hiyo design ndio iko copy pasted across East Africa. Infact Somalia ndio niliona some different creativity. Transitioning to a first world country requires collective efforts from the private and public sector.

@etihad EY-009, excellent product delivery.

@Briankariu @gmwahome Ask the junction mall developers. Zero culture influence despite all amenities they’ve tried to provide. City hall even dug up the paved walkways, lights & green at the back… PSVs both 2wheeled and Ngong rd shareholders abhor order ..chaos all round

@Briankariu @gmwahome Before these expansions &fly over sijui nini there was a nice green space,trees with an ellipsoid U-turn maintained by Nakumatt The Japanese had ideas but overnight the honey suckers & water bowsers took over the garden karen express now won’t see the shenanigans below the bridge

In 2 months, hii space itakuwa parking ya malorry za maji, stage ya matatu na nduthi, trolley za mayai, hawkers na wasee wa carwash. Hio ndio culture yetu

@KURAroads When they contract trawlers for gold fish pots … wuuueh Kenyans

Asanteni sana ..we appreciate your ideas and suggestions towards improving the road infrastructure. As an Authority we assure you that we positively take note of your input and promise to implement as we strive to Transform Urban Mobility. Tuzidi pamoja...👊

@Sanghani There’s that corner at the old airport terminus which stores rusted and tired planes. The potential to use that space.

JKIA full of Private jets. Counted over 20 of them including presidential jets. Time for a luxurious private air terminal

@Kalasinga_ Elegant pain. Shameless rover luxury waste

Hii iko Mombasa na imelala hivi inaeza kua body imeisha juu ya rust.

@Nyambu11James @Kalasinga_ Was his name. Laikini aluminium shell doest dissolve in our salty air

@Kalasinga_ Una ambia rust connoisseur mambo ya rust 😂😅that’s the only thing he looks for.

@d_oxie @MuriraKinoti @KURAroads Let’s work out what drives that traffic to those schools Ditto One school on Forest Rd as well as another on Limuru rd have these bottlenecks Ngong rd precariously has those 30 seater PSVs & 2wheelers who’s freehold entitlement of bad manners supervised hopelessly by the crown

@MuriraKinoti @KURAroads This flyover will be pointless if you can’t solve the traffic caused by Makini School/Riara School bound traffic from Ngong road to Riara road

The Ngong Road–Naivasha Road viaduct at the Junction mall is an elevated,four-lane flyover designed to decongest the busy intersection. Overseen by the @KURAroads,the project dramatically slashes travel times & includes non-motorized transport (NMT) facilities like cycling tracks

@impressure001 @mwalimu_dida @NdindiNyoro Eeeeh. Hold on. Peace jameni

@mwalimu_dida @NdindiNyoro Wewe si, uliwacha Jela za Kenya,ukaenda za USA.

It was great meeting with the immediate former Governor of the CBK, Dr Patrick Njoroge who is currently a Professor at MIT and former PS for Petroleum and Mining Andrew Kamau who is currently the Director of Energy Opportunity Lab at Columbia University. We met at Cambridge, MA. Excellent Kenyans serving the world from a different continent. Phenomenal conversations. We are African and Africa is our Business.

@Kenlelekoiten That water flooding Nairobi via Athi and such tributaries is meant to feed some dam that’s the lifeline of Konza. Water, water, water…. Power and tarmac (cabro) are in place

What happened with Konza City?