Ilan Seinfeld-Chopp

Pilot definitely on smth

Landry Shamet just scored more points (on fewer shots) than LeBron.

turns 77 in two days and still doing this god bless her

I would like the Jets to acquire Jameis Winston and start him every game for the next 4 years.

Low lev Dev to the Mets, have a weird feeling this entire season was payback for the beard dispute and that he’s about to post a 0.5 ERA

TSA askin me if I have a lithium battery in my bag, who the fuck carries around lithium batteries????

Cam Schlittler.

Cam Schlittler. 👑

Mets spend 115 gazillion dollars and miss the playoffs #liquidatethefranchise

Investigate Brian Walsh

Watching other teams throw an incompletion on 3rd and 4 instead of running it twice is really amusing to me

Anyone else really miss prime Sterling?

Yanks are back, I’m back, happy Saturday everyone

@LucyAnn97774963 That was incorrect on many levels, Rangers just walked it off. PSA I will be taking a leave of absence from Twitter in order to manage these god-awful times

The Yankees are now doing absolutely whatever it takes to lose, I mean really just trying their hardest, those guys must be exhausted

Volpe is back, Cashman woke up, McMahon is a stud, life is worth living

Matter of fact do 💯

Everyone go do a Mi Sheberach for Aaron Judge

Matter of fact do 99

Don’t put fruit in my water, I just want water