Chris Hinton

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Chris Hinton

Chris Hinton

@chreestopher

BS Psychology. Sarcasm. Travel/adventure. Longboard. Omelet slayer. hopscotch champion of 2013. BabyCottage

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Chris Hinton
Chris Hinton@chreestopher·
Hey @PostMalone did I do the Halloween costume right ?
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Liquid Kalamazi
Liquid Kalamazi@Kalamazii·
To celebrate the announcement of The War Within, I am giving away an Epic Edition! To enter: ❤️Like 📷Follow 🔁Retweet 📷Reply with what you are most excited to see in The War Within😎
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Venmo@Venmo·
‘Tis the season for a giveaway! 🤑☃️ Drop your Venmo handle for a chance to win a piece of $20,000! #VenmoMe Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 12/21/22. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.com/social/giveaway
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1984’s George Whorewell
1984’s George Whorewell@EwdatsGROSS·
By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have: 1. An air fryer 2. A Caffeine dependency 3. An SSRI 4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism
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Chris Hinton@chreestopher·
"You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy."
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sick boy@guerita___·
@chreestopher I will always love them, I just put the entire playlist on shuffle
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sick boy@guerita___·
Stg every time I’m sad I KNOW I need to listen to happy music but it’s like my fingers type “something corporate” into the Spotify search bar against my will and before I realize it I’m crying and there’s no stopping it
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Chris Hinton@chreestopher·
@alexmsanch You’re too compact to have any other seat. You gotta get fat
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My only goal for turning 30 is to stop sitting in the middle back seat of a car
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Chris Hinton@chreestopher·
Our reasons are our excuses wearing fancy clothes.
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Chris Hinton@chreestopher·
'The poet must not avert his eyes'
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Still not completely over seeing a dead coyote in the alley on my way into work today
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Chris Hinton@chreestopher·
Aged like milk. Little Chrissy wasn’t rdy 4 the next year of quarantiño Now I am a master of googling why the red skittles taste better, who the first person to drink the titty milk of an animal was and is it true that hanging upside down while eating grapes make them gooder-er
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Does anyone else feel like they’ve been living in a bad fever dream, like all since of normalcy is gone and being outside feels strange and there isn’t much to decipher between the day to day so it all meshes into one bleak sense of being. Quarantine more like quaranFUN right

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Alex
Alex@alexmsanch·
I'd like to see a heist move where they don't break into the world's most secure vault, but maybe the 3rd or 4th most secure vault
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