chris 👹

you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta stronger.

lisa rinna telling production how to get a storyline out of kyle richards

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

your honor, with all due respect, that’s that me espresso

'twas the queening-out before fiercemas and all through the kii not a diva was serving it was jushless the house

why do i always feel my cuntiest in the back of an uber

awake

where was this little freak’s Barbie poster?????

I’ve got everything I need and I want more

going to ask for conversion therapy on my tour of the v*tican city today

She is the closest thing we have to a modern day Princess Diana

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt

hell ensues on earth as a straight man starts talking to me about baseball while we’re waiting at the barber because I’m wearing an NY cap

Let’s Ride

If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly

it’s called ‘kneeling’ because you’re on your knees… i feel sick