Chris (definitely a bot, probably)

@KDVR Straight whiskey, lots of it. Also, hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

You got the 'explosive' diarrhea parasite. Now what? kdvr.com/news/nationalw…

@rawsalerts Im not even a republican and im not ok with this.

🚨#BREAKING: City of Columbus, Ohio, announces it will raise the Somali flag at City Hall to celebrate Somali Independence Day.

@claroscookies @flightradar24 Pull it up in the app yourself if you want to view.

@flightradar24 What's the point of posting the radar video if no one can see it?

JetBlue pilots reported striking a drone earlier today as they approached New York - JFK Airport at ASALT, the waypoint in the center of the video, about 11:16:45 UTC. JetBlue #B6948 landed safely from Las Vegas moments later. The FAA is investigating. #406a4cca" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">fr24.com/data/flights/b…

@shub0414 Use dependabot.

You accidentally pushed production credentials to GitHub. Tech Lead: Delete the commit. Security Engineer: Delete the credentials. What's the first thing you do?

@elonmusk This feels like the paperclips game...

Amazing abundance for all!

@rawsalerts How do we keep doing such brutalistic things to ourselves as humans? This is no better than forced castration that we did in medieval times and many 3rd world countries still do today.

🚨#BREAKING: Girls as young as 11 & boys from age 12 will be eligible for puberty blockers under the restarted UK Pathways trial.

@Lemonsaresweet_ @EmpireEnjoyer3 @EdwardsAFB Can we stay on topic and no deviate to some other nonsense? Go be mad about an unrelated topic elsewhere.

@EmpireEnjoyer3 @EdwardsAFB No one cares about that, Capt Autismo...people were probably killed and hey, you didn't hate them cos they weren't migrants

ALERT: A United States Air Force B-52 Stratofortress crashed shortly after takeoff on the Edwards airfield at 11:20 a.m. Emergency crews immediately responded to the scene and the situation is ongoing. More information will be provided as it becomes available.

@0xgaut Lol. Back in my day you go look up the code reference books, and manually write that shiii.

son, back in my day engineers copy pasted code from a website

@ravikiran_dev7 salt = big corrosive computers + water = big zappy 😵 backup generator = ? big fiber = none

If water is the biggest problem for data centers , So why aren't we building them where water is abundant and free?

@itsrosesm Anything Meta, Walmart, and if i can help it any of the major insurance companies.

Which company has completely lost you as a customer for good?

@GVanZee @Dentonandsas That's why most people agree a 12 gauge is best because its all location at once and small risk of flying into a neighboring house.

@Dentonandsas Ventilation is ventilation. It’s like realty. Location is key.

Why do people discount a .22 for home defense? Holes are holes. Punch one.

@rawsalerts Its never about the people. Its always about money and control.

🚨#BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren demands urgent AI regulations to prevent a “permanent underclass”

@alireza_ntv @windscribecom You've got some other network things going on or, perhaps some security policy on your device getting involved. Typically UDP port connects and things are fast but, you may be on a network that rejects UDP traffic.

@windscribecom Windscribe connects on TCP ports and nothing else. At least for me. However connection isn't stable and I have to reconnect every often. But you're the only VPN that works.

Hmm, why did our sign up rates triple? Probably nothing.

@ravikiran_dev7 Power generation.

If cooling is the biggest problem for data centers why aren’t we building them in Antarctica?

@TheFigen_ Technically they don't gain a lot of speed to begin with.

Wow bullets lose speed fast underwater.

@FightWithMemes Plot twist, everyone is wrong. Its borg.

They hate you because you're hydrated.

@TruckerDanUSA Idk. My gmc 1500 can tow 9000 lbs which is insane when you think the truck in that video was rated between 4000-6000lbs.

They don’t make ads like this anymore. Because they don’t build trucks like this anymore. Tell me I’m wrong.

@AskYoshik Ignore the alert and wait until there's an actual problem. Alert me when the site is full down, then I'll take a look.

DevOps / SRE junior round: Interviewer: You're oncall. Alerts say p95 latency doubled in the last 20 minutes. CPU/memory graphs look normal, pod count is stable, no deploys in the last 6 hours. Walk me through your first 5 steps to debug and narrow down the root cause.

@freebsdfrau Exfiltrating UUIDs. Nice.

Few people can look at this and tell what it is that I am doing … #FreeBSD

@DirtMcgirt420 @rawsalerts Theyre still at risk and appear to be looking to spend that cash on branching out of their current business model. I must admit, ebay is a wild choice.

@DirtMcgirt420 @rawsalerts Go read about the Gamestop Meme Stock situation that happened a few years back. They got a HUGE injection of cash from retail investors when they/we short-squeezed the hell out of the stock.

🚨#BREAKING: GameStop has put out an offer to buy eBay for $56 billion dollars