Life of Riley

@UnrealBarnet @webdarren

Would have been even funnier if they pushed him off then raped his dead carcass whilst it’s still warm 😂 that’s what they did to me when I was an apprentice 😂 #SiteBanter

@talkSPORT Is he going bald or just on the incline after a turkey hair transplant ?

💧 "I'm just having a drink out of this bottle..." Incredible scenes from #AFC legend Martin Keown! 🤣

@CivelloJohnny @badge_is_in

Top tier get the badge in

@Mitchellclegg2 @jmrichards23

@jmrichards23 @chris_ril3y The ball got played to the Celtic player just inside the box then he squared it to the playin in the offside position but then he became onside coz it was 2nd phase

How’s that onside then? 😂 #celtichearts

@rioferdy5 My thinking exactly

What a guy, what a player!! Experienced option next season in UCL & help with development of Sesko? 👀

@FabrizioRomano It’s Bruno he’s so clear

🚨🗳️ Premier League Player of the Season nominees for season 2025/26. Who’s your winner? 🫵🏼

@ZackPolanski I misread that for “two parted fringe is dying”

The Greens win our first ever directly elected Mayor - a huge historic victory. Huge congratulations to Zoë and the entire team. Two party politics isn't dying. It's dead and it's buried. And we're making hope normal again.

@jeremycorbyn Fuck off. You stink on piss

I just voted for three fantastic independent candidates in Finsbury Park who oppose austerity, stand up to racism and support the people of Palestine. Today, a new kind of politics is on the ballot — and community power will win!

@UKLabour He just won’t flush

Labour was elected to change this country. That is what the public want, and what they deserve. Tough days like today don’t weaken our determination to deliver that change. They strengthen it.

@Keir_Starmer My god you’re like a turd that won’t flush

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@JeanHatchet These photos just jumped out of my phone and touched my dog inappropriately

A selection of Green Party candidates in Sheffield. They chose these headshots. Chose them. Ponder that.

@MrDarrenFox Let’s jus ignore the elbow to the chops in the same phase 🫠

The worst red card decision I think I’ve seen

@AdamMcKola You ever seen Yoro have a decent game? Call it for what it is.!! He’s shite

Ugarte, Shaw and Cunha down one side. Absolutely killing us. Everyone else been shit too tbf but Jesus they're so bad.

@NegativePL_ Found it

@chris_ril3y W/o both Sober Glory and Baron Noir fella

I’ll chuck my fancies on for day 2 in the morning Getting this double on now 2.55 Sinnatra w/o favs 4.05 Il Est Francais Top 6 Pays 6/1

@NegativePL_ How do you do that then? I’ve only ever been able to bet with fav..

@Footballtweet He’s crap

This is exactly why Thomas Tuchel doesn't want Trent Alexander-Arnold in his England squad. 👀

@MartinSLewis Thankyou!

@chris_ril3y Each agreement is a separate claim (though can be done on same form if its with same firm)

The £9bn car finance mass redress scheme's just been CONFIRMED. This is Martin’s instant help video on how to complain, & what if you already have complained, to see if you're due an AVERAGE £830 (some get more some get less) Free complaint tool: moneysavingexpert.com/reclaim/reclai…