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@DrPhillipsCtr your valets spilled some type of caramel whipped cream drink on the seat of my car tonight and subsequently on the back of my pants as well. Thanks.

@CalvinSquires Thanks! Happy belated birthday to you too!

Happy Birthday @chrisanemone!

@Starbucks the store at my work says macadamia nut is seasonal and they can’t get it anymore but the store by my house has no problem with it. What gives?

@zzKyle @balajis No, they know exactly what being woke means. They ignore it because they’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, and are the ones who truly want to indoctrinate kids into falling lockstep into the party line. That’s why they’ve been dumbing down the education system for decades.

@balajis I think people forget that woke means sticking up for minorities, black people, LGBTQ and being kind and that teachers are not aloud to share personal biases, beliefs and politics with kids only facts and education.

We can now replace every woke teacher with an AI teacher that shares your values as a parent.

I’ve finally joined the elephant network. Anyone over there yet? I’m ChrisanemoneATmastodonDOTsocial

@JonyIveParody Same. It’s pure trash. I hope this is just a fluke but knowing space Karen it probably isn’t.

I forgot how fucking terrible the official Twitter app is compared to Tweetbot. This is like going from flying on a private jet to flying Spirit Airlines.

Did Dear Leader kill access to @tweetbot? 😕

Welp…seems like all third party apps are dead right now. If this is the end of third party I’m done. The official Twitter app is complete trash. Smh

We are living in a simulation and the programmers are just drunk and fucking with us at this point.

@daringfireball Or you can use Draw Things. Free with no subscription

El Pintador — AI Art Generation App for iOS daringfireball.net/linked/2023/01…

@DepotGenius :sigh: do not want.

Finally! The amount of times ppl touch the screen to type in their iCloud account to turn off FMI is insane. Ppl are so use to tapping on the screen of their iPhone or iPad that they forget how to use a keyboard.

@siracusa This movie needs to be remastered and released again. I don’t think I’ve seen it in close to 30 years and I badly want to see it again.

@forevertexpert I know for a fact one of my managers does this.

@livewithlei I mean, Capricorn is an actual goat, so you’re not wrong. You want some tin cans to eat? 😂

@BasicAppleGuy Need to put one in Marfa…next to the Prada store. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prada_Mar…

Apple Stores in Remote Locales: Apple Toiyabe 🏜️ Located along U.S. Route 50 between Lake Tahoe & Great Basin National Park, Apple Toiyabe is roughly 4 hours outside Reno, Nevada, along one of the most desolate highways in North America. Open: M-Su; Year Round.

@janemarielynch I love how they have no problems at all taking rights away from people, but try to take their guns or their gas stoves and it’s the buggery apocalypse.

Please let’s elect more Dems in the Senate so we can get rid of needing this doofus.

@livewithlei Ugh, nasty Capricorn. Us Aquarians are superior. 😝 Happy birthday!

@BasicAppleGuy Ooooh, these are gorgeous! Need dark mode versions now!

Saltern Study Wallpapers basicappleguy.com/basicappleblog…

@BasicAppleGuy I’m used to it now but I still think MacBook Pro sounds like accounting software

January 10, 2006: Apple Introduces the MacBook Pro “It’s a new name because we’re kind of done with Power and because we want Mac in the name of our products” - Steve Jobs

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been locked out of her Twitter account and her new video has been removed after Dr. Dre took legal action against her for using his music without permission. His letter is amazing.

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk