Coach Ardis NW

Please join us for the 3rd Annual Trojan Turkey Trot at Northwestern High School on November 19th. All proceeds benefit NW Athletics. @NHSTrojans @NHS_Trojans runsignup.com/Race/SC/RockHi…

@Louise81637779 @Ideaman21 @nicksortor @POTUS Hear me out. We super glue these people to the top of the bridge!

@Ideaman21 @nicksortor @POTUS I'm moving toward this camp. Include the ppl who super glue themselves to roads.

🚨 NOW: A HUGE emergency response is underway as “protestors” scale a DC bridge while communist May Day events continue in the city We’d have a LOT less of this BS if we just re-opened the asylums, @POTUS. REALLY needs to be done.

@CCPISASSH0E As a track coach, I feel your pain, and I’m sorry. lol. If you have people that know how to run meets they usually go by pretty quick. Weekday meets are usually rolling schedule but some of the weekend ones do put out a schedule. Assuming they are efficient enough to stay on it

Track parents…why didn’t you warn us about how terrible it is?!? I’ve been every kind of sports mom there is, but track is kicking my butt. Nobody knows exactly what time any event starts, so you just show up and sit around for HOURS waiting for your child to compete for less than 10 minutes. I should never have complained about soccer 😩😆

@1776Carolina3 Now you’re just talking crazy

Left handed people get to own jewelry??? What's next, letting them vote??

@monsterhunter45 For some reason ours started with zz. No idea why.

Lol. :D I just realized what this reminded me of. At the dawn of the internet Utah State University assigned emails that were random crap and your name. I was slg2qcorreia and I had to remember that shit. I was living in the future of gay acronyms in the 90s and didn't even know it!

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@monsterhunter45 @yesnicksearcy That does sound awesome.

I've been hinting to you guys that I've got something big in the works. And today I'm happy to announce that I have optioned the rights to Monster Hunter International. The plan is to do an MHI ANIME SERIES. This is going to be awesome. :D Stay tuned for details.

@DuBoseDefense Think this is the vid. youtu.be/bPYMxLff4ps?si…

Oh yeah. Forgot to tell ya'll this judge sent the cops out to the home of a juror in the trial he's currently overseeing when the juror called in sick (there were two alternates). He then brought the rest of the jury out and told them the missing juror "didn't feel like coming in today" and he would also have the other jurors arrested if they tried to do the same thing. When the sick juror arrived, the judge questioned him in open court.

@Jomboy_ River heads beat Auburn by .03. 1:35.79-1:35.82.

@Jomboy_ I could be wrong but I think it is from the VA class 1 state championship. Looks like Sussex got DQd for impeding. va.milesplit.com/meets/719475-v…

Coach knocks down an opposing player while trying to prevent further chaos. Everything you missed that you never planned on watching

@1776Carolina3 @ArtCandee

@ArtCandee What, specifically, are you protesting? Not vague catchphrases or the current talking points....specific policies?

Looking at all the blue dots scattered all across the country for tomorrow’s No Kings protests makes me so happy. 😁

@mcuban Sounds like we should get government out of all those things listed…

Let me help rephrase for you Bernie. Need a loan for college so you can party for a semester and drop out? Taxpayers will loan you money for it. Need an SBA loan for your business ? Taxpayers will guarantee it. For a house ? Taxpayers will guarantee it. And local gov will give you money for your first down payment ! Get sick or are in an accident and you can’t afford your deductible, insurance company denied prescribed care or are uninsured ? You are on your own 😤 Let me add Bernie, the one debt not a single one of us will ever pay off till the day we die ? Our health insurance premiums And before you go in and on about single payer, ask @claudeai to take a look at your proposed Single Payer legislation. You want the Sec of HHS to run it. You can’t have a political appointee run an apolitical position And you expect every provider and doctor to accept whatever rate is set by Medicare. Big hospitals don’t know their costs. They couldn’t do a BOM for any procedure. They have negligible transparency. If they don’t know their costs, and you don’t know their costs, how is it possible for taxpayers, caregivers and patients to get a fair deal ? And the concept of “every other country does it “ ignores the fact that they all converted decades and decades ago, long before you and your peers allowed the extreme vertical integration we face now. Which leads to the question. @BernieSanders , why have you not advocated for the Break Up Big Medicine Bill ?

@JimmysSeafood @peta I don’t always see a PETA post in my feed, but when I do, it is always followed by an awesome reply from Jimmy’s Famous Seafood.

@peta Shut up nerd

Being small doesn’t make a life less valuable. Don’t eat animals.

@Fat_Electrician @patriottakes Stop with your common sense takes.

@patriottakes He also did it for Hitler, Trump, Cobain, Lincoln, and JFK. That’s what he does: he recreates and evaluates history assassinations and attempts.

Texas GOP Candidate Recreated MLK Assassination, Reviewed Shooter’s Rifle Brandon Herrera then shot the MLK target dummy at close range meidasnews.com/news/texas-gop… meidasnews.com/news/texas-gop…

@3YearLetterman @itsjessamarin Real or not, still taking the 2 billion.

@itsjessamarin I can’t speak for others but I’m taking $2 billion over a man who lives in Mumbai

Me or 2 billion dollars 🤍

@3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @Nickelback Was waiting for this one.

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Reverand Jessie Jackson, the civil rights icon who was the 1984 Democratic presidential nominee and organized the Billion Man March, has past away He was 100

@3YearLetterman Could be a RICO violation as well.

The number of HIPPA and patent infringement suits I’m going to file against those calling me Dave will crash the federal docket next week And yes, federal court because these are interstate crimes

@3YearLetterman @realJennaEllis Not gonna lie, out of all the entertainment this account has given me, this Dave thing has made me laugh the longest.

I hate you all

Fuck my life

I've had plenty of time to reflect on my videos and the people I've offended over the years and I'm sorry, but for some reason, I still don't give a shit about their feelings. To everyone else, me love you long time.

@HanShawnity @RealCandaceO This is the gift that keeps on giving.

Last Sunday we had a snowstorm in NYC. Total accumulation was about 12 inches. Now everywhere I go I see piles of snow several feet high. Am I the only one who finds this suspicious? @RealCandaceO can you look into this?