Chris Barns

@stkildafc Wow I never realized from watching on TV but he looks really annoying

Callum Wilkie is set to break the club’s consecutive games record on Sunday! 🙌 Our vice-captain is preparing for his 124th consecutive game since debuting in Round 1, 2019. What do you love most about Wilks?

@MichaelVaughan Michael you are such a loser.

The brilliance of Englands spinners & the captain have given them a great chance now .. amazed at how timid India’s batters have been .. #INDvENG

@MichaelVaughan You are such a loser Michael.

Interested to know why we haven’t seen many replays of the Root dismissal … Surely it’s the main moment of the innings so far so we should be seeing it a lot more … Asking for a friend … #INDvENG

@willismurray_ @RicFinlay Our number 5 is averaging 5 more runs per innings, barely bowls and doesn't keep.. stop being a Carey bashing loser and shut up.

@RicFinlay Carey 28 at 51SR is pretty grim. I don't think anyone's really banging the door down though

Aussie batting averages this summer:

@Lord_Dusty @SomersetCCC Are you idiots that thick? They said 'batter' in reference to his performance of 51* off 30 balls last night in the Big Bash, after the tweet they're replying to questioned his batting ability. You're all stupid.

@SomersetCCC Lets not do this, eh. Batsman for male cricketers, Batswoman for female, batter for either/both. Just because you may favour batter (or have been told to so so by those higher up) doesn't mean you need to single out a fan for a mistake they havent actually made.

Batter.

Big Show

@Joshforshaw3 Okay buddy

@Frenchy_FPL @TheBarmyArmy @ABarns23 Yeah like the big bash

New Zealand take the final T20 and draw the series 2-2. #ENGvNZ

@Paul_NewmanDM @ABarns23 this is so embarrassing

Watching Jonny Bairstow and Harry Brook smash New Zealand all around Old Trafford, the thought occurs - has English cricket ever had it so good? White-ball teams imperious. Test side reinventing the game. Even the Hundred was decent. Ignore doomsayers. This is the golden age

@jonboy_avfc @TheBarmyArmy @ABarns23 My mum hates you silly Poms!! And she was born in Somerset!!

@chrisbarns35 @TheBarmyArmy @ABarns23 We’re unstoppable.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 JOB DONE IN MANCHESTER 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Atkinson has 4 on debut! We are so, so good 😍 #ENGvNZ

@jonboy_avfc @TheBarmyArmy @ABarns23 English cricket fans are insufferable hahahaha

@TheBarmyArmy OMG 😱 😱😱😱😱😱😱 that was absolutely sensational. Just when you think that we can’t get any better, any more proficient, any more intimidating, we do! We are living in #EnglandCricket’s best period surely?!!? #ENGvsNZ #engvnz #CricketTwitter

@DPBillsborough @AFL @HawthornFC @stkildafc @GeelongCats @CollingwoodFC @PAFC You're a Brisbane fan so your judgement is clouded and that's fine. Andrews is criminally overrated, unlike Wilkie. Also, Harris Andrews is a loser. Cheers.

@AFL @HawthornFC @stkildafc @GeelongCats @CollingwoodFC @PAFC Wilkie over Andrew’s 😂😂😂

Kicking off the 2023 AFL All-Australian team in defence 👊 James Sicily (@HawthornFC), Callum Wilkie (@stkildafc), Tom Stewart (@GeelongCats). Jack Sinclair (@stkildafc), Darcy Moore (@CollingwoodFC), Dan Houston (@PAFC). #AFLAwards

@ScottElderfiel1 Pretty pathetic take @ABarns23

@marketingbypete @ilessy15 Who is your one brother?

@ilessy15 I was there two brother. Daicos is the most overrated Footballer going around! #AFLHawksPies

I was there the day Nick Daicos faked an injury because Finn Maginness gave him a fucking bath

@SwoopLuke Shut up ya big dummy

afl needed to go harder here. three incidents of the same sort of thing is crazy. it’s a pattern now

All done & dusted Last three Ashes series in ENG: 2023 2-2 Draw 2019 2-2 Draw 2015 3-2 ENG Last three Ashes series in AUS: 2021-22 4-0 AUS 2017-18 4-0 AUS 2013-14 5-0 AUS Hopefully the 2025-26 series will match this one 🤞 🏏 #Ashes #ENGvAUS

@Ben_Wisden Congrats on the run rate ashes to England, awesome stuff!

Zak Crawley has faced 103 overs less than Usman Khawaja in this series, and has scored more runs than him

@TheBarmyArmy I think broad will get usman and head and Australia suck at batting and they look scared fuck sake

What are we thinking about the 2nd session? #Ashes

@TheBarmyArmy First slip taking a catch in his left hand ohhhhh boy.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODY