Christopher S. Brown

This whole country has brain worms, it's the only explanation

@STaranto92 @jeff_gluck It’s obviously incredibly cool for @SpireMotorsport and the team who put this together, these events should be part of the playbook As a media guy, I’d send all my drivers to a celebrity durian-eating contest in Macau if it would drive their Q-score, this is a Grand Slam

@jeff_gluck "yeah bro I'm sorry we sent Carson Hocevar to an internationally-acclaimed event with many famous people. we should only send our drivers to the State Fair or other good 'ol boy stuff and nothing else."

@madsakm A lot of women will be asked if they like racecars, that’s for certain

Carson hocevar at the Met gala would truly be the best thing to occur for nascar someone get him in the background of a picture with Sabrina carpenter NOW

@_nascartyler @JeffGordonWeb used to live around the corner

has a driver ever been to the Met Gala???

@EricEstepp17 ...a maraca, you say?

Talking Texas! From Chase Elliott to Kyle Busch and everything in between! youtube.com/watch?v=vObqde…

@theguardrailguy @AOC Architect of the Capitol, in this case

I saw this in the Hart Senate Office Building. I don't know why I found it interesting! Do members of Congress lay claim to items? It was on the 9th floor. @AOC is this wall your wall?

@JustinMacmahan @RealWillMcNeil It’s having access to the industry in the first place, capital, years of compounding introductions, horse owners taking the bet, and decades of people assuming the default trainer is a dude: same as in other industries, these glass ceilings are taking forever to completely break

@RealWillMcNeil I just mean why aren’t there more women training horses? Seems like it wouldn’t be a disadvantage to be female, and I know far more women that like working with horses than men

I’m completely ignorant when it comes to horse training, but I can’t think of one advantage to being a male vs female. How has a female trainer never won?

@NASCARachel The aura of sparking one of these in the grandstands was unmatched

I miss when they just handed out smokes at NASCAR races. Im not even a smoker but there was just something about it that added to the vibe.

@ScottThuman @JenniferJJacobs @CBP I often mock cops’ street value estimates, but a $30 1/8th in Central London seems v reasonable

57 pounds of marijuana found in luggage at Washington Dulles Int'l airport, @CBP says. They charged Carl Caran Raashad Henson, 31, and Tilesha Kelly Theresa Coles, 31, with multiple charges. CBP officers say they were inspecting luggage being loaded onto a London-bound flight and found 50 vacuum-sealed bags in two pieces of luggage. It has a street value of $220,000 they say.

@bephrem It’s a super hard problem: I built out a studio space at 244 California in 2017 and tried to get folks interested until COVID — there just wasn’t enough budgeted production volume to make it worthwhile, and nearly every ask wanted a free producer/crew/post (even big co clients)

there’s a large opportunity for the buildout of physical film infrastructure in sf. funds with $100M AUM are recording in a random musician’s basement. nothing against any specific studio, but big stories and people changing the world deserve a better place to film than small rooms in basements. most options on the market right now are generic and the owners don’t really understand the clients that are coming in to record. let’s find a way to build these people beautiful sets, tailored to their brand and identity. I’m not very interested in owning/running physical infrastructure, but I’ve considered it. if you’re thinking on this problem or want someone to consult on this, dm me. I’ve been thinking about it for the past year.

@adammocklerr x.com/chrisbrowntv/s…

Grown man on the verge of tears because he can’t answer a question

@erichallcnn @abbydphillip If a corporate employee acted with a colleague the way Scott acted tonight, they would not keep their job.

@hicharliecotton These guys are going to get shellacked in town halls all year, a crashout can’t be their only defensive mechanism

well this got a little tense

@metzgov He did not get his money's worth from the 3-day WMATA smart trip pass, he should have paid the regular fare

The WHCD shooter seems to have enjoyed his Amtrak journey across the US, writing about the "hazy" New Mexico desert and saying Chicago is "like an Iowa small town was scaled up to LA size."

@DickNixonLives @seattletimes Correct, because feeding schoolchildren is considered table stakes for a developed nation

@seattletimes you mean taxpayer funded correct?

Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson plans to give all SPS students free meals, while expanding the hours and availability of the city's free preschool program. ebx.sh/G92Zdh

@S1apSh0es @a_newsman If they’d said, a year ago, “The East Wing is falling apart, there’s wicked important natsec stuff underneath it, the arts commission is going to look at the design, and the new building on top will include an events center,” it’d be underway already.

@a_newsman The argument doesn’t even make sense. Why do we need a whole ass new ballroom? The shooter never even made it to the ballroom at the other place. Seems like it was pretty secure to me.

The republican pitch to voters in an election year dominated by the crushing costs of living in this country should be the urgent need for a new marble and gold ballroom for members of the American ruling class to have safer banquets

@BGminimom @Moustache_bq @weijia The PR rep who passed this along almost certainly meant they were flash frozen, not freeze-dried, that would be absurd

@Moustache_bq @weijia Well, I think I trust the Hilton chefs over you.

The Hilton donated the ~2600 dinners that went unserved at WHCD. They freeze dried the steak and lobster for longer shelf life before giving them to 2 shelters for abused women and children. HUGE thank you to the staff that worked through the night under terrible circumstances.

@keegan_tweets You’re going to have the best time

I regret to inform all the Seattle doomers in my replies that my U Haul has survived the night.

@basedtweetsonly @numetal_moment It’s pretty well-accepted that the period historians call ‘the 90s’ runs specifically from December 26, 1991 to the Oval Office speech the night of 9/11. This media is emblematic of the peak of the period.

@numetal_moment Crazy how 2001 was one of the best years of all time behind by 1999 until 9/11 marked the beginning of American decline that hasn't let up since

i'm coming up a little short on rent this month so here's "smooth criminal" by alien ant farm

@kaitlancollins tonight

@Calibamawife @hasanthehun There’s no such thing as a psychic, just con artists who prey on vulnerable people

@chrisbrowntv @hasanthehun Clearly one who is very bad at their job.

what did she know 👀