Chris Buxton

@AlternativeMUFC I’d love to have one, but the payment system either doesn’t recognise Isle of Man or tries to charge me nearly £12 for postage…was the system developed by a scouser?

Sod it. I'm doing another batch of Kobbie pins. 3 week lead time. If you want one, get your preorder in below. It's a 100 quantity minimum order, if the demand for more is there, I'll increase accordingly. Grab yours here: redmancdesigns.com/products/kobbi…

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Huge happy 80th birthday to the legendary @DollyParton 🎉- we are marking it with a parody of her 2nd number one hit, written by the @BeeGees. Our 🎶 version's called "Donald's Sewage Stream" - since he brought his sick drivel to #Europe #Davos #NATO & our #armedforces this week

@AlternativeMUFC @AnfieldAgenda

Morning Uncle, you ok? @AnfieldAgenda

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Who won the FA cup that season? 🤔

The most goals Man Utd have conceded in all comps since 1976-77 😳 #BBCFootball #CRYMUN

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Bullshit

No goal ❌ Casemiro's looping header goes over Dean Henderson's head, but the ref says Rasmus Hojlund fouled the keeper. 💭 Right decision? #BBCFootball #CRYMUN

@AlternativeMUFC So, according to “Alan big nosed-twat” we haven’t conceded as many goals on average since 62-63. We all know what happened in the cup that year? Time to put a bet on?

Sometimes we must commit to planting the seeds knowing we will not taste the fruit. So also with acting on those ideas that will change our world in time. We must have the courage to plant the seeds and get the growing started.

Love this 👇🏼

Matthew is at his Grandparent’s for Easter...but still putting in a traing session! #deependlive #bsc19

▼ Whistle with your iPhone! itunes.apple.com/app/id11413434… #Whistle #Coach #Compete

#vip #London2016

#LONDON2016 Please give a shout out to Matt Buxton from the Isle of Man Swimming Team...long journey, great venue!

If you think getting right 95% on average is OK, would you accept that from the person packing your parachute? Make it 100% every time

If we never make mistakes,we are not taking risks;if we are not taking risks we will not step beyond what others see as limits.Take the step

You may get knocked back or knocked down out there but you must never let anyone see in your eyes that you are hurt.Let them see a winner.

Please do another series! #WhoDaresWins