Chris Green
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Chris Green
@chrisgreen86
Views are my own. Retweets are not necessarily endorsements.
Oakville Katılım Eylül 2010
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I would pay big bucks to see a White House reporter ask @realDonaldTrump, "Mr. President, sir, what do you think of the Magna Carta?"
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@gtconway3d That's assuming he even knows what the Magna Carta is.
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"People come up to me all the time—big strong men, with giant quill pens and tears pouring down their cheeks—and say 'Sir, the Magna Carta is truly a great Carta, but no one makes Cartas like you do, tremendous Cartas like no one has ever seen. How do you do it? How do you keep the Sharpie from smudging the parchment?'"
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Raise awareness far and wide the Red Sox have a no-hitter going
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@Elex_Michaelson @alligordon_ @CNN @kaitlancollins Will California led by you join Canada if you can't get rid of Trump and/or MAGA?
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.@CNN is hosting a debate with the California Governor candidates on May 5th.
@kaitlancollins and I will be moderating.
What’s your question for the candidates?
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@JohnJHarwood What still shocks me is that 37% approve. How can you approve?
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latest CNN average of major recent polls evaluating Trump's performance as president:
approve 37%
disapprove 62%
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@MapleLeafs @SportChek Is that for next year? Not sure who wants to go to a game this year.
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Sport Chek Leaside📍
First three fans here chanting GO LEAFS GO will win tickets to an upcoming home game, courtesy of @Sportchek.
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@kaitlancollins Will this be reported in the news? Or will it be sane-washed?
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No #BlueJays game tomorrow. This is now scheduled as a traditional FRI-SAT-SUN series in Chicago.
Big fan of proactive rescheduling instead of showing up and staring at weather radars.
Chicago White Sox@whitesox
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It's cute that the @NHL keeps going after the Leafs are out of contention as if anyone is watching anymore.
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@FmrRepMTG @ProjectLincoln It's an old-fashioned word. They call it "groceries".
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Just called Thomas Massie.
Phone rings. Thomas answers.
Me: hey what are you doing?
Massie: I’m at Kroger. Call you back in 10.
lol, he’s knows the grocery prices.
Do you think Trump has been to a grocery store to do his own grocery shopping in the past 30 years?
Nope.
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@BNightengale The only thing that could make the celebration greater is to see Italy and Mexico figure out how to keep the USA out.
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The celebration is on in Canada. They win 7-2 over Cuba and are in the WBC quarterfinals for the first time.
Bob Nightengale@BNightengale
Team Canada is 3 outs away from its first quarterfinal berth in WBC history and a date in Houston vs. the runner-up in Pool B: Italy, Mexico or USA.
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For USA to advance to the quarterfinals, either Italy has to beat Mexico or if Mexico wins, they have to score at least 5 runs.
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Italy just pulled off one of the greatest upsets in WBC history, and the greatest baseball victory in the history of their country.
8-6 over USA
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@BNightengale Wow. So impressive. What an amazing show of resilience by the Americans.
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USA hangs on and wins, 5-3, putting them on verge of quarterfinal berth.
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@BNightengale Is this supposed to make you feel powerful when USA beats them Bob?
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Team Italy hangs on, and beats Great Britain, 7-4.
They are now 2-0 in pool play and have their best two starters lined up for Mexico and USA.
Aaron Nola vs. Mexico on Tuesday.
Michael Lorenzen vs. USA on Wednesday.
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@juliettekayyem @secupp Shouldn't she be fired from the shield of America thing too?
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What is the most obscure Seinfeld quote that only a die hard fan would know?
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@ItsDeanBlundell I won't be watching any more Leafs games for the rest of the year, but I it's pretty easy to do given the state of the team. I really think the team should do complete rebuild and trade Matthews at the deadline.
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Matthews is coming back to the biggest hockey market in Canada, full of very patriotic Canadians who have been threatened and mocked by the rapist he gleefully shook hands with for approval today.
I'm genuinely looking forward to the reaction from Leaf fans, who he also "represents."
Dean Blundell🇨🇦@ItsDeanBlundell
I lost a pile of respect for Auston Matthews today watching him shake a rapists hand with a smile on his face.
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