Chris Hoggart

Hey @AldiUK. Just bought these Maris Piper potatoes at your Bulverhythe Hastings store and they're sprouting. Couldn't see this through opaque bag. Not good to sell sprouting spuds!

@EdwardJDavey A gottle a geer?

We have an independent judiciary in this country. Robert Jenrick wants puppet judges. The Conservative Party once believed in the rule of law and our shared British values - no longer.

Irony meter exploded! Karoline Leavitt (aka Propaganda Barbie) White House press secretary stated: “The Trump Administration has a zero tolerance policy for criminal behavior and violence, especially when that violence is aimed at law enforcement officers trying to do their jobs”

I'm off to Trading Standards. Bought a packet of hot cross buns and they're not even slightly warm!

Hey @Morrisons. Just bought a jar of your pickled gherkins with perhaps 30 gherkins in the jar and it says on the label use within 7 days of opening. How?

Team GB secures third gold medal of Paris Olympics as Nathan Hales sets record in trap shooting final buff.ly/3yjCp7C

A little known fact about me is that I have a fencing scar. I was making a new fence when a big piece of wood fell down and cut my leg.

@HistoricEngland @Sussex_Heritage Exterminate!

Completed in 1938, this Art Deco apartment block in Hastings was modelled on the RMS Queen Mary. 🚢 At the time of opening, Marine Court in Hastings was the tallest residential building in Britain. It was designed by architects Kenneth Dalgleish and Roger K Pullen.

@carolvorders Have they looked down the back of the sofa?

Going well for the Tories? Must be the marvellous Campaign Director they’ve had ? Oh hang on. He's had to take leave of absence due to bets on the general election date Every day another thing They are self combusting aren’t they?

Apparently we now have no MPs! Expect the country to fall apart by lunchtime.

@The_TUC @campbellclaret I think his trousers shrank!

Forced to work in the rain unnecessarily? Join a union.

@revpaulwhite @bbclaurak @Keir_Starmer True! However isn't it nice to know that our Prime Minister has finally got his job offer from Silicon Valley confirmed!

Looking forward to hearing from @bbclaurak about why this is very bad news for @Keir_Starmer

Who knew that the King bathed in raspberry juice?

@revpaulwhite I thought this was rather good from the Sunday Times!

I am not a betting man, but I wonder if anyone is running a book about who may cross the floor at PMQs tomorrow...

@revpaulwhite Is he like the bishop from Father Ted?

Big day for St Mary's: Our Diocesan Bishop is visiting tonight to license our new Curate and Deacon. Polish and dust everything!

@Jon_Heath_ @KentishPlover @CambsBirdClub 8

Where have all the Tree Sparrows gone? Not a single record in Cambridgeshire so far this month @CambsBirdClub - hopefully someone has seen one. Are they faring better elsewhere in the country?

Where do they get these people from? You can almost hear the sound of the bottom of the barrel being scraped.

Went to the dentist the other day for an NHS check-up. Was in there 3.5 minutes and it cost £65. Dentist working 40 hours per week for say 48 weeks a year gives an annual turnover of more than £2 million.

@wildrye1 @GeologyTime Stone cannon ball? I have one at home!

@johnsweeneyroar Bit early for this after the op isn't it?