Chris Kong

We’ll prepare and serve with flair a culinary CABARET

@TomZohar TOM I AM LIVID.

@JetBlue I need to cancel a flight for one of two passengers on a reservation. Is there any way to do this without canceling the entire itinerary and without incurring $25 for someone to help?

Happy St. Patrick's Day! While you're using this holiday as an excuse to party (I heartily approve), just a reminder to conservatives that Ireland is one of the most socially progressive countries in the world, especially on LGBTQ rights. Enjoy! <3

Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC

I know time is a construct, but the college student who just checked me in at the gym asked if I was in the OG Mean Girls movie, and responding “that was in 2004” did not seem to satisfactorily answer the question, so. #whatsmyageagain

@JohnWascavage JOHN.

🎶It's over now, the music of the night.🎶

You Are All Welcome Here @LOTRonPrime @DonMarshall72 #RingsOfPower donmarshall72sstore.com/listing/welcom…

Walked into the lobby of my hotel holding food and this woman AGGRESSIVELY asked if it was her UberEats order. #existingwhileasian

@JohnWascavage @TomZohar JOHN.

@TomZohar TOM.

Meg Giry: Christine Daae could sing it, sir. Me: Yeah... down a third. 😒

curiously despite his meathead appearance Gaston’s grammar is consistently strong (“in this town there’s only she/who’s as beautiful as me” contrast to Belle’s “she won’t discover that it’s HIM ‘til chapter three”) and his vocabulary solid (“I’m especially good at expectorating”)

🎵Everybody loves a cow Hamilton's 'bout Jesus now Paradise lost in Paradise Square Covid's waiting in the wings Evan Hansen's Stranger Things Bye Beanie and Compay! BAKER'S WIFE IS STEPHANIEEEEE WE DIDN'T START THE FIRRREEEEEEEEE🎵

Empanada Mama deserves a GLAAD award for the number of gay lives it has saved

TFW the person working the front desk at Gold’s Gym asks what “Mean Girls” is and has never heard of the movie at all. “I thought it sounded like… a strip club or something, like we had strippers working out here.” I pointed out that strippers probably need to work out too!