Chris

finally getting around to deleting this account. making a joke one on bluesky. see u there bsky.app/profile/mikeba… (not a joke, i just always sound this sarcastic)

*geppetto, shaking his head wistfully* toys will be boys

me: c your very helpful website: INVALID EMAIL FORMAT

if your italian food truck isn’t named “gnocchi dokie” then what are we even doing

@emmabrillhart just tryna wake up and bring that linkedin energy

@chrisnotgreg digging the rebrand man

a champagne delivery company called brut force

@emmabrillhart yea I’ll text u her reaction

@bolinchris has Jen seen this yet

was frustrated I couldn’t find the nail clippers again, so I bought a multi pack

@WriteDrawAct @Dan_Heilman @thedad "nothing"

@Dan_Heilman @thedad Time? Dreams? I need to know this answer!

My son just discovered riddles and now he wakes me up at 5am and he’s like “I am round, but I have no shape. I am taller than a house but you can’t see me. What am I?” and after 10 minutes, this kid's like “I am cheese." No one deserves this.

@jevakallio was it just a fluk?

GraphCDN are building a formidable team by the looks of it

@jevakallio @dabit3 ❤️

@dabit3 I'd have to say @bolinchris. I'd say, what's up man, how you been, and let it run from there

Who in the tech world (living or dead) would you want to get high with and what would you talk to them about?

@jevakallio @ryanisinallofus if this is what it takes to make Meaning Art i have no regrets

@bolinchris @ryanisinallofus busted!!!

@smusumeche I know I know

@bolinchris Chris

@shabegom Sam!

@alexlande For the most common case, an A/B test, you don’t need to do anything fancy. No extra assigned reading 😅

@alexlande There’s a cool technique for automated testing called n-armed bandit which constantly adjusts which items to test based on which need more data

@alexlande Yeah, it’s totally fine to stop gathering data for a test after it has reached your target significance!

@SaraSoueidan thank you sara! i'm honored :)

This is a Web site that’s only accessible when you're offline/disconnected from the Internet: chris.bolin.co/offline/

@P_Harrington83 @SaraSoueidan thank you, patrick! i filled an issue github.com/cwise89/react-…

@P_Harrington83 @Lazypoet__ @SaraSoueidan Wow that bug blows my mind. Oh webdev 😂