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Chris Patrickson

@chrispatricks0n

The weak become heroes, then the stars align

England, United Kingdom Katılım Kasım 2011
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maisy
maisy@EKlTlKE22·
#never forget
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bet365
bet365@bet365·
Reply with your World Cup: • Winner • Top Goalscorer
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DrexUnited
DrexUnited@Livetalkfootbal·
🚨How Man United can RAID West Ham’s fire sale; West Ham relegated + £104m debt = fire sale prices. United shopping list: 1. Bowen: RW & ST fix. 20+ G/A for 5 seasons in a row. Price: £40-50m → was £70m+ in PL 2. Summerville: Pace merchant, Great 1v1 & Direct winger. Price: £25-30m 3. Mateus Fernandes: CM target on our list. Price: £35-45m → dropped 30% post-relegation. 4. Diouf: LB cover, young + PL ready. Price: £10-15m bargain. 5. Mavropanos: 4th CB, Great Aerial ability + PL proven. Price: £15-20m Championship deadline on West Ham is Aug 30th Which gives United all cards 💰 Total raid: ~£125-160m for 5 PL-proven players 😮‍💨 Who would you choose? #MUFC
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MUIP@ManUtdInPidgin·
with your eyes closed, type “FERNANDES” on your keyboard, no cheating! 😂 I go start: Gerpandx
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UFO mania
UFO mania@maniaUFO·
something is brewing... bring your tomato plants inside
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Chris Patrickson
Chris Patrickson@chrispatricks0n·
@MUFCDarren_ Luke Shaw who’s played…… Just checking stats…. 37 games prem games straight this season.
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Darren
Darren@MUFCDarren_·
🚨Alan Shearer on Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire missing the World Cup: “Luke Shaw missing out makes some sense because he’s been injured for almost the whole season. But Harry Maguire? Come on, you’ve got to be kidding me. What exactly is Thomas Tuchel thinking? Who is better than Maguire right now? Seriously, tell me. Every time England need someone to defend properly, win aerial duels, organise the backline, and fight for the badge, Maguire is there. People laugh, people criticise, but when the pressure comes, he always stands up. Football is about performances, consistency, character, and experience. And whether people like it or not, Harry Maguire gives you all of that. You cannot tell me there are many English centre-backs performing better than him right now. Impossible. At Manchester United, whenever he plays, you see leadership, aggression, and composure. He doesn’t hide. Some players disappear when things get difficult — Maguire doesn’t. Leaving him out of the World Cup? For me, that’s a massive gamble. In tournament football, you need warriors, leaders, players with personality. Harry Maguire has proven that many times for England. I really don’t understand this decision at all.”
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Chris Patrickson
Chris Patrickson@chrispatricks0n·
Tuchel needs to be removed if rumours are true that Henderson makes the squad but Wharton is out.
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utdreport
utdreport@utdreport·
Who’s your “hear me out” signing for Manchester United this summer? 🧐
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Paul Hughes
Paul Hughes@paolohughes·
@RmadridElRey Gabriel and Rice are the only ones getting into that combined XI, and that’s being generous.
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Forever Arsenal
Forever Arsenal@ArsenalN10·
I want Manchester United to be our first game next season. We need that guard of honour at Old Trafford.
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Anthony Page
Anthony Page@AEP220676·
@WhistleBlowerDK I’m a ref and it’s handball. Even if it hits his body first, he then continues to gain an advantage by controlling the ball with his arm.
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Chris Patrickson
Chris Patrickson@chrispatricks0n·
Gary Neville literally tries to get every United goal chalked off. Why’s he so bitter towards the club
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Lauren
Lauren@laurennUTD·
A film everybody should watch at least once is…
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Toney
Toney@UtdToney·
@Indian_MUFC @Cantonadevils I’m sorry, but CB is very low on the list of needs. We should try and bring in someone from the academy instead of signing another one
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A6788CC
A6788CC@A6788C·
Fuck it £50 giveaway, Predict the first goalscorer for the Liverpool game tonight and the minute scored in the comments below for example “Van Dijk 67th” Since the last few days have been poor and simply to annoy that guy who asked for a “refund” and is blocked 🟨😂😂😂
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Chris Patrickson
Chris Patrickson@chrispatricks0n·
@Kekius_Sage What if they’re us, from the future. Or us from a different planet that dropped us here and we’re the aliens of earth 👀
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Kekius Maximus
Kekius Maximus@Kekius_Sage·
If aliens are real, why haven’t they killed us yet?
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